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German Schoolboy Drops Phone on Fishing Trip, Drains Entire Pond to Look For It
Metro UK ^ | Saturday 2 Aug 2014

Posted on 08/02/2014 5:49:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway

There are people who definitely are a bit too attached to their smartphone, but this determined German schoolboy is in another league entirely.

A boy enjoying a fishing trip with a group of friends accidentally dropped his iPhone over the side of the boat – so he decided to drain the entire pond.

The 16-year-old took matters into his own hands after the angling club refused to let him use his diving suit to retrieve the device, sneaking back later that night armed with a powerful pump and two hoses.

‘I thought two pumps would drain enough of the water from the pond so I could find my cellphone,’ he told his local paper in Cologne.

‘I knew the phone was probably dead but wanted to get the data card back with the numbers, pictures and videos of my friends.’

The youngster thought that if he directed the water into the angling club toilet he may get away with his plan – but he failed to notice that the toilet wasn’t attached to a sewage system.

When the owner arrived to a flooded car park he quickly found the cause and called police.

The boy was ordered to pay for the damage for the toilet, the clean-up operation and the water to refill the pond.

And though he didn’t recover his phone, he was unapologetic.

‘It almost worked,’ he insisted.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: germany; phones; ponds; sewage
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1 posted on 08/02/2014 5:49:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 08/02/2014 5:51:25 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise

How much did he drain?


3 posted on 08/02/2014 5:54:06 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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I guess he was kicked out of the club?


4 posted on 08/02/2014 5:54:35 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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5 posted on 08/02/2014 6:02:21 PM PDT by windcliff
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good for him, ha!
(He’ll be back, he doesn’t impress us as the kind of guy who quits..)


6 posted on 08/02/2014 6:03:52 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: nickcarraway
And though he didn’t recover his phone, he was unapologetic.
‘It almost worked,’ he insisted.

Some people really really deserve late abortions; no matter how late.

Imagine this self-centered kraut in 10 or 20 years...

7 posted on 08/02/2014 6:09:05 PM PDT by publius911 ( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
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“German engineering in der Haus, ja.”

8 posted on 08/02/2014 6:10:46 PM PDT by RichInOC ("Vat time is it?" "I dunno." "Time...to unpimp ze lake!")
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‘It almost worked’

Filed under 'famous last words.'

9 posted on 08/02/2014 6:11:05 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (There comes a time when liberty must fight, or die.)
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   Very resourceful... Someday, he'll be running late for work and he will realize that if he could only slow the rotation of the Earth, then sunrise would come an hour later and he would still be on time.
10 posted on 08/02/2014 6:13:39 PM PDT by Maurice Tift (Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: GeronL
How much did he drain?

Poland, and most of France.

11 posted on 08/02/2014 6:13:40 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway
For some reason this reminds of the Baby Ruth in pool scene in Caddyshack:

Video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM

12 posted on 08/02/2014 6:29:42 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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I am the guy at work they come to when their phones get soaked. I have a vacuum system and pump them down to insanely low pressures (like low earth orbit) to get all the water out. I have about a 30% success rate.

This dude had no chance.


13 posted on 08/02/2014 6:33:57 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Given this experience in over-reaching solutions that “almost work”, I predict this lad will enjoy a full career in government service.


14 posted on 08/02/2014 6:34:19 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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First World Problems bump!
15 posted on 08/02/2014 6:38:23 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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I find him quite ingenious. He’ll grow up to be a CEO one day and make millions.


16 posted on 08/02/2014 6:45:20 PM PDT by flaglady47 (The useful idiots always go first)
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I guess he was to big a wuss to dive down to the bottom and feel around for his idol.


17 posted on 08/02/2014 7:15:51 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Ingenious? He stole pumps, didn't really know how to use them, flooded an adjoining park, and completely failed at his task. Had his negligent destruction of property succeeded the chances of him getting any data from a phone that had been submerged for days is negligible. You've have a really low bar for calling people ingenious.

While this type of behavior (wild plans that end in disaster, destruction, and failure) describes some CEO's I know I would hope it's atypical.

18 posted on 08/02/2014 7:26:53 PM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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It was his way of coming up with a plan to retrieve his phone that I found ingenious. Obviously it turned into a disaster, lol. But I still give him 5 stars for creative thinking. Each to their own.


19 posted on 08/02/2014 7:41:33 PM PDT by flaglady47 (The useful idiots always go first)
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Don’t know how this guy’s phone works, but if my phone were underwater for three days, I strongly suspect the SC card would still be readable.

Don’t know about the sim card.


20 posted on 08/02/2014 7:46:18 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins all the battles. Reality wins all the wars.)
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