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Can't resist:

Rachel: So where is this baby, anyway?

Jerry: Oh, check it out. I guarantee you've never seen anything quite so

objectionable. It's down the hall, third door on your left. (Rachel walks

down hall, walks in on George changing out of his swimsuit)

Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's

room. I'm really sorry. (She exits)

George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

% Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room.

George: Did she do it on purpose?

Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.

George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.

Jerry: So what?

George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...

Jerry: But...

George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was

cold...

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete

misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.

Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?

George: What if she discusses it with Jane?

Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.

George: How do you know?

Jerry: Women aren't like us.

George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about

everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think

women know about shrinkage.

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down

the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?

Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

George: No.

Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

George: It just does.

Elaine: I don't know how you idiots elected that little thing...

1 posted on 08/11/2014 7:58:46 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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If this clown wasn’t President, he would not know what the front door looked like on MV, one of the whitest places on earth.


2 posted on 08/11/2014 8:00:27 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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"I found, as somebody from Hawaii, the water is still a little cold."

"It's deep, too."

3 posted on 08/11/2014 8:01:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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i wish he could find out how cold it is about two miles deep.


4 posted on 08/11/2014 8:01:19 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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He would have to have something to shrink to worry about the effects of shrinkage.


5 posted on 08/11/2014 8:02:49 PM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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But wait;

Doesn’t he have full godlike control over the oceans?
Isn’t that what they told us when he was elected?
That he could make them recede... etc.


6 posted on 08/11/2014 8:02:55 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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9 posted on 08/11/2014 8:07:01 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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It’s another example of gore-bull warming causing global cooling.


11 posted on 08/11/2014 8:13:47 PM PDT by ETL 2
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13 posted on 08/11/2014 8:16:06 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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What’s Mary Jo Kopechne’s opinion of the water temperature?


14 posted on 08/11/2014 8:16:38 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things” is the actual last line. Here is the YouTube —

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU


15 posted on 08/11/2014 8:17:54 PM PDT by doug from upland (Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
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Christians have been living in what now is Iraq for 2000 years.Within weeks they're likely to have disappeared...with many of them having been beheaded.

And all Baraq The Lesser can think of is the temperature of Nantucket Sound.

17 posted on 08/11/2014 8:19:15 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Rat Party policy;Lie,deny,refuse to comply)
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Try the River of Sulfur, just a bit inland, 0bummer. You’ll like the ‘particular warmth’ of that one.


19 posted on 08/11/2014 8:22:59 PM PDT by Carriage Hill ( Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.)
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What about as someone from Jakarta? How does that feel?


20 posted on 08/11/2014 8:23:03 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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"Obama also complained that Republicans were too concerned with maintaining power."

Who's the one doing non-stop fundraising Barry?

21 posted on 08/11/2014 8:28:08 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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Isn't this the man who was going to make the oceans recede?

Then why can't he make it warm?

vaudine

22 posted on 08/11/2014 8:33:45 PM PDT by vaudine
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Bathhouse Barry's preferred accomadation:


23 posted on 08/11/2014 8:33:52 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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Doesn’t Lord Obama have power over the seas?


26 posted on 08/11/2014 8:55:39 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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It’s a lot warmer in Indonesia Barry. I suggest you return.


29 posted on 08/11/2014 9:09:36 PM PDT by slouper (LWRC SPR 223)
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Good Lord, does he always have to bi#ch about something?


33 posted on 08/11/2014 9:50:12 PM PDT by Marathoner (What are we waiting for? Where are the Articles of Impeachment?)
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Why didn't the NYT report that Dear Leader commanded the ocean water off Martha's Vineyard to warm up to a balmy 85 degrees F and the ocean stubbornly refused him? The absolute nerve of the ocean to disobey our man-child POTUS. The ocean must be racist! Yeah, that's it.
36 posted on 08/11/2014 11:34:15 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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