[bimboeruption]

The dog's owner had a gun but the ammo was locked in her car.

Too bad.

[Veggie Todd]

It’s a magazine.

[chris37]

She has a rescue dog that she keeps on a chain in her yard?

I’m glad she’s not my neighbor.

We would butt heads for damn sure.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The dog's owner had a gun but the ammo was locked in her car.

Then I gave him a warning and shot the gun to the right into the dirt.”

Sum Ting Wong.

[Norm Lenhart]

Damn near everything wrong with America in one story.

[mbarker12474]

Just what does the legal term “sexual preference” mean?

[Nervous Tick]

>> the whole time I thought there was a bomb or gun and he was going to take it out

Take it out of WHAT? He was naked.

[MNDude]

Guess they’re not so tough after all.

[Bobalu]

A naked man is accused of raping a pit bull in his neighbor’s yard

[FlingWingFlyer]

Sounds like he may be one of Barry’s fundamentally transformed.

[faithhopecharity]

he wouldn’t try that with a Rotweiller...

[Billthedrill]

Is nobody willing to consider that ISIS might really have told him to take off his clothing and go rape a pit bull?

No?

OK, well, never mind then...

[TexasCajun]

And here he is:

Bernard Marsonek, 57, was arrested early Wednesday after reportedly seen having sex with a pit bull in his Tampa yard by shocked neighbors who begged him to stop.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

I need to see a picture of the dog before I pass judgement ;-)

[Zuben Elgenubi]

That dog needs to be rescued.

[CARDINALRULES]

Any one that would hurt my dogs in anyway would be assuming room temp in what ever manner I saw fit.

I sure wouldn’t have shot at the ground.

I wouldn’t want this perv as my neighbor.

[SparkyBass]

[Flick Lives]

“He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it,’” Woodruff told WTNH. “’ISIS sent me,’ and I was thinking, ‘Did something like this just land in my backyard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box.

Just how often does this worn have to deal with naked, ISIS inspired, pit-bull rapists?

That guy might be naked, but he's totally "fruit of the loon".

[liberalh8ter]

She's clearly not really into guns and marksmanship otherwise she would have recognized the dangly bits as a target.

[morphing libertarian]

Bad A$$

[Cboldt]

He pranced through the yard naked ...

"He put his arms out and started walking toward me, telling me to kill him, but to know that as soon as I kill him that we were going to die," Woodruff told WTNH. "Honestly, the whole time I thought there was a bomb or gun and he was going to take it out and do a massacre. ...

Odd that she would worry about a naked person pulling a gun or self detonating. Well, maybe not so odd, stress has a way of affecting one's mental faculties.