To: lobowa
This was worth stayin’ up for.
2 posted on
11/27/2014 1:57:59 AM PST by
period end of story
(Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
To: period end of story
What a lame zot thread. Cmon it’s thanksgiving.
4 posted on
11/27/2014 2:15:48 AM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: period end of story
To: period end of story
rest assured that you are in good hands.....That’s what got me divorced in the first place.
7 posted on
11/27/2014 2:31:51 AM PST by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: period end of story
Love the revised phone number!
11 posted on
11/27/2014 3:03:21 AM PST by
locountry1dr
(Political correctness kills.)
To: period end of story; lobowa
Garsh! The zot was quick.
12 posted on
11/27/2014 3:11:05 AM PST by
Jemian
are 100% guaranteed, just like any profession I asked my divorce lawyer for a guarantee on winning. He said good luck with that.
14 posted on
11/27/2014 3:23:28 AM PST by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
16 posted on
11/27/2014 3:55:27 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(You can't half ass conservatism.)
To: period end of story
I will make them love you and stick to you
Ever try to get glue out of your hair?
17 posted on
11/27/2014 4:03:57 AM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Alexander Graham Bell's famous words: "Answer the damn phone you idiot!")
To: period end of story
18 posted on
11/27/2014 4:07:33 AM PST by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
Pity they got zotted so quickly. Maybe they had a spell that could get rid of Obama? Now we’ll never know.
To: period end of story
I’m still scratching my head about only helping if it’s your soul mate. I would think the other party would have opinion on that, especially since the buyer is putatively paying to get back together with someone who doesn’t want to do so on their own.
Why make the distinction?
I think a better ad would go something like this: buy my potion and I’ll make the witch love you against her will. You’ll be in heaven, she’ll be in hell - but, and this is why it costs so much - she’ll THINK she’s in heaven....
Or,
Buy my love spell,she’ll be head over heels, can’t think about anybody but you in love....and then you can dump HER!
I think the dearly zotted departed should rethink his business strategy.
20 posted on
11/27/2014 4:40:41 AM PST by
ziravan
(Choose Sides.)
To: admin
Should have used the Whitehouse # as a replacemnt!
21 posted on
11/27/2014 4:45:09 AM PST by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: period end of story; TheOldLady
“I put a Zot on you, now you’re mine.”
Waiting for the kitties to strike....
22 posted on
11/27/2014 4:51:01 AM PST by
Gefn
(Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
To: period end of story
Guaranteed love potion: Buckets of money.
23 posted on
11/27/2014 5:30:42 AM PST by
CPOSharky
(I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it.)
To: Darksheare
24 posted on
11/27/2014 5:46:52 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(Two more days to get ready for the Advent Kitteh!)
To: period end of story
25 posted on
11/27/2014 6:21:08 AM PST by
real saxophonist
(Youtube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: lobowa; TheOldLady
If your ex-lover is your soul mate, I will then use my lost love spell to bring them back to you,...
29 posted on
11/27/2014 1:20:16 PM PST by
Semper Mark
(Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
To: period end of story
30 posted on
11/27/2014 4:23:49 PM PST by
Manic_Episode
(GOP = The Whig Party)
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