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To: lobowa

This was worth stayin’ up for.


2 posted on 11/27/2014 1:57:59 AM PST by period end of story (Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
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To: period end of story

What a lame zot thread. Cmon it’s thanksgiving.


4 posted on 11/27/2014 2:15:48 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: period end of story
▶ Love potion number 9, The Searchers - YouTube
5 posted on 11/27/2014 2:27:30 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: period end of story

rest assured that you are in good hands.....That’s what got me divorced in the first place.


7 posted on 11/27/2014 2:31:51 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: period end of story

Love the revised phone number!


11 posted on 11/27/2014 3:03:21 AM PST by locountry1dr (Political correctness kills.)
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To: period end of story; lobowa

Garsh! The zot was quick.


12 posted on 11/27/2014 3:11:05 AM PST by Jemian
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are 100% guaranteed, just like any profession

I asked my divorce lawyer for a guarantee on winning. He said good luck with that.

14 posted on 11/27/2014 3:23:28 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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16 posted on 11/27/2014 3:55:27 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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To: period end of story
I will make them love you and stick to you

Ever try to get glue out of your hair?

17 posted on 11/27/2014 4:03:57 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Alexander Graham Bell's famous words: "Answer the damn phone you idiot!")
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To: period end of story

18 posted on 11/27/2014 4:07:33 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Pity they got zotted so quickly. Maybe they had a spell that could get rid of Obama? Now we’ll never know.


19 posted on 11/27/2014 4:12:58 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: period end of story

I’m still scratching my head about only helping if it’s your soul mate. I would think the other party would have opinion on that, especially since the buyer is putatively paying to get back together with someone who doesn’t want to do so on their own.

Why make the distinction?

I think a better ad would go something like this: buy my potion and I’ll make the witch love you against her will. You’ll be in heaven, she’ll be in hell - but, and this is why it costs so much - she’ll THINK she’s in heaven....

Or,

Buy my love spell,she’ll be head over heels, can’t think about anybody but you in love....and then you can dump HER!

I think the dearly zotted departed should rethink his business strategy.


20 posted on 11/27/2014 4:40:41 AM PST by ziravan (Choose Sides.)
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To: admin

Should have used the Whitehouse # as a replacemnt!


21 posted on 11/27/2014 4:45:09 AM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: period end of story; TheOldLady

“I put a Zot on you, now you’re mine.”

Waiting for the kitties to strike....


22 posted on 11/27/2014 4:51:01 AM PST by Gefn (Yes Virginia, I still believe in Santa Claus)
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To: period end of story

Guaranteed love potion: Buckets of money.


23 posted on 11/27/2014 5:30:42 AM PST by CPOSharky (I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it.)
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To: Darksheare

Here’s a zot thread.


24 posted on 11/27/2014 5:46:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (Two more days to get ready for the Advent Kitteh!)
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To: period end of story

Happy Zotsgiving


25 posted on 11/27/2014 6:21:08 AM PST by real saxophonist (Youtube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: lobowa; TheOldLady
If your ex-lover is your soul mate, I will then use my lost love spell to bring them back to you,...


29 posted on 11/27/2014 1:20:16 PM PST by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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30 posted on 11/27/2014 4:23:49 PM PST by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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