Posted on 03/26/2015 6:26:55 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
If Rahm Emmanuel gets his wish and O'hare or Midway airports are renamed in honor of President Obama, what will be the policies of the new airport?
1) They will have to remove the photo id requirement to fly.
2) Illegal aliens will be moved up to first class and US citizens will be made to fly in the back of the plane.
3) If the pilot has to shut down one of the engines for safety purposes, the flight crew will close the rest rooms, get on the PA system and blame the pilot.
Will they have direct flights to 57 states?
Chicago will be renamed Obamagrad.
In flight entertainment will be videos of Obamas speeches.
All airport monitors will no longer broadcast CNN, but instead MSNBC.
There will be rooms where “the knockout game” can be played with out repercussion.
The information shown on all of the flight departure/arrival displays will be intentional lies.
Airline counter and gate representatives will be schooled on how to pronounce “Pakistan” as “Pock-ee-stahn”.
If you like your airline you can keep your airline.
They can change Chicago back to its real name.
The Indian word “Shikako”’ or “skunk place”.
O’hare and Midway, no, NEVER.
Lieutenant Commander O’Hare (March 13, 1914 – November 26, 1943)
Became the Navy’s first flying ace when he single-handedly attacked a formation of 9 heavy bombers approaching his aircraft carrier. Even though he had a limited amount of ammunition, he managed to shoot down or damage several enemy bombers.
On April 21, 1942, he became the first naval recipient of the Medal of Honor in World War II.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_O%27Hare
At the Battle of Midway my career Navy father joined the old Yorktown swim team.
“Moochie’s Boob Belting” will be the most decorated airport kiosk and will feature snacks from the White House garden.
1. Security will be eliminated
2. No ID required to fly, boarding will be based on pigmentation (darkest first)
3. Golf club storage will replace Business Class
4. Minaret on top of the control tower
Is Rahm doing this suggestion to gain some votes from obamaworshipers in the upcoming election?
It will forever be O’hare, just as the Sears Tower is never going to be ‘willis’ to me.
Michelle Obama will get a no-show job as Vice President for Community and External Affairs that will pay her $300,000 per year.
Wow, that is cruel! Beheadings are merciful in comparison!
Every passenger will be inducted into the Mile High Club because anytime you have anything to do with Obama, you get SCREWED.
At Barrack Hussein Obama International Airport, you will have to buy your ticket in order to see where you are going.
**Chicago will be renamed Obamagrad.**
More like Barackostan.
“The Barack Hussein Obama Municipal Sewer Pumping Station”
The restrooms will be replaced by bath houses.
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