They forgot to tattoo a warning label on the bull's a$$!
1 posted on
05/24/2015 8:52:56 PM PDT by
Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
Irony is lost on so many people.
2 posted on
05/24/2015 8:54:08 PM PDT by
MediaMole
To: Zakeet
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be irony-challenged cowboys! /s;)
To: Zakeet
Maybe he should have started on Bucky the Wonder Horse with a blown spring. Might have been more his speed.
5 posted on
05/24/2015 8:57:27 PM PDT by
DallasGal
(Firecat I am)
To: Zakeet
Kid, you should of never advanced beyond this.
6 posted on
05/24/2015 9:04:03 PM PDT by
Jagdgewehr
(It will take blood.)
To: Zakeet
lucky he didn't draw Fernande
7 posted on
05/24/2015 9:05:41 PM PDT by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: Zakeet
Call Tuff Hedeman and ask him about a bull named Bodacious.
8 posted on
05/24/2015 9:11:55 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Zakeet
All sorts of clowns at the rodeo these days.
9 posted on
05/24/2015 9:12:16 PM PDT by
9thLife
(The dream is free. The hustle is sold separately.)
To: Zakeet
“Kyle Warman says he began beginner bull-riding lessons...”
That’s quite a name you have there Mr. Warman. With a name like that, you must be brave and fearless.
To: Zakeet
If you think he’s something, you should see his brother, Fast Poke.
To: Zakeet
Well... It’s a bull - That should be the main clue...
12 posted on
05/24/2015 9:33:39 PM PDT by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
To: Zakeet
I’m pretty sure that this was the plot of a Phil Hendrie skit.
To: Zakeet
Note to Mr Warman: Target shooting, stunt
driving, and sky diving are other activities
you should avoid.
16 posted on
05/24/2015 9:57:34 PM PDT by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf ;-))
To: Zakeet
I guess he did not notice the bull was nearly 2,000 pounds in size either.
To: Zakeet
I’ve never been on a bull in my life, and yet I understand that even the slower hunks of angry pot roast can mess you up.
19 posted on
05/25/2015 2:43:29 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(We live in absurd times.)
To: Zakeet
20 posted on
05/25/2015 3:14:55 AM PDT by
dorothy
( "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson)
To: Zakeet
New rodeo event for sissies and young children:
"Bull Petting"
21 posted on
05/25/2015 3:27:05 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Zakeet
He expected a slow motion bull?
23 posted on
05/25/2015 5:05:57 AM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Zakeet
Oh my Gosh...what a moron. Bull riding is dangerous. The object is to ride a bull for 8 seconds, while the bull is TRYING TO get you off him.
Next time, try a mechanical bull at a country bar...more your speed.
24 posted on
05/25/2015 5:09:07 AM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Zakeet
It was only false advertising if he was told it was a kitten or some other cute little creature.
Since he knew it was as bull, no dice.
32 posted on
05/25/2015 5:20:17 AM PDT by
mountainbunny
(Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens ~ J.R.R. Tolkien)
To: Zakeet
Apparently he DIDN’T read those papers he signed at the start of bullriding school.
34 posted on
05/25/2015 5:24:18 AM PDT by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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