I self identify as British royalty

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[Drango]

I self identify as British royalty. I'm tired of the FReepers who refuse to address me as SIR Drango and my wife as LADY Drango.

Stop microaggressing me. Now.

[Drango]

How rude not to address me as I self identify.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Ha! Another “UNNNGGGGGG” thread! ROFL

[a fool in paradise]

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Something must be in the lack of water in California: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Why isn’t this in Breaking News?

Have you seen my tag line?

[jimpick]

I dont recognize the British crown. I am irken one of the all mighty tallest.

Now I must have snacks.

[FredZarguna]

I identify as Napoleon, some days I identify as God.

So glad we have computers in the ward now.

[Blue Jays]

Thank you for sharing Sir Drango and Lady Drango.

[doc1019]

So sorry, shant happen again.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I identify as tall, blonde, skinny and 25.

[dp0622]

nice to have British royalty on the board :) you left out “empowerment” “white privilege” and “transphobic”. It’s the liberal bingo game.

[golux]

Are you quite sure, your highness, that this particular cabal of frustrated radical patriots is one in which you should come out as a colonial monarch? ...Just because some watery tart threw a sword at you?

[South40]

[Fungi]

I "self identify: as this:. Put that in your pipe an snike it.

[Fungi]

Bingo.

[ThomasThomas]

For some reason I have always pictured you a newer model pickup truck in a Cars sequel.

[BenLurkin]

Oh, excellent.

Can you fix me up with your sister?

[Talisker]

I self identify as British royalty.

Why, are you German?

[LT Brass Bancroft]

Not only am I trans-racial, I’m also trans-generational. I’m really a 1st Century Roman centurion. My real name is Biggus Dickus.

[nickcarraway]

In that case: Stop taxing my tea! Go home to England!