Introducing the Stromo! Why Straight Male Stars are Going Gay(ish)

Hollywood Reporter ^ | July 3 | Merle Ginsberg

[nickcarraway]

This word seems to be popping up all over now.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Well, so much for THAT fantasy!

[nickcarraway]

Maybe he would do your hair? That’s not so bad is it?

[gorush]

After due consideration I have to say, if I were a woman, I’d be a lesbian.

[Dilbert San Diego]

and what better way to get objectified than by other penised human beings?”

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Is this a real statement, to get objectified by other penised human beings???? Penised human beings????? Are these people for real????

[rlmorel]

I simply can’t believe this. What a twisted, sickening, smoking mess this country has become.

[tcrlaf]

So much of today’s American Major Media is run by radical gays, that if these people want to work, they have to play along with it.

It’s no longer enough to just keep your mouth shut, or even show tolerance to them, you have to BE one of them now, to get the job.

It’s pretty simple. It’s just the modern form of the “Casting Couch”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Nah. I’d be celibate.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Yes, they’re real. It’s in the penal code.

[smokingfrog]

.. who wouldn’t?

Me, for one. I don’t even know who most of these “Stromos” are.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Can I at LEAST have Ryan Gossling? He grows organic kale for me and lets me keep chickens and massages my neck while I crochet and will watch ‘Downton Abbey’ with me!

*SMIRK*

P.S. Thank You, God, for giving me a REAL MAN to share my life! :)

[Behind Liberal Lines]

...or, they’re just closeted gay men.

[nickcarraway]

Why would a gay person be closeted when they are the privileged class?

[Nevadan]

re: Straight men want the same things as gay men — except the gender of their sexual partners.”

I don’t think so.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

[Army Air Corps]

...and what better way to get objectified than by other penised human beings?

Seriously? How about Melissa Theuriau objectifying me. That is many orders of magnitude better than the sicko fantasies of the author of the article.

[GoneSalt]

I have enough trouble keeping this equipment running without starting over with a whole new manual.

[Pajamajan]

"and what better way to get objectified than by other penised human beings"

So penised human beings in Hollywood prefer to be objectified by other penised human beings as opposed to being objectified by other vaginaed(?) human beings??

[kaehurowing]

Ewwwwww. . . .

[tacticalogic]

Ick.