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1 posted on 08/30/2015 11:05:04 AM PDT by UMCRevMom@aol.com
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OMG, I’m LMAO.


2 posted on 08/30/2015 11:08:10 AM PDT by Beach333
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watch the IRS audit the kid’s parents for the next 10 years


3 posted on 08/30/2015 11:08:44 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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LOL


4 posted on 08/30/2015 11:09:02 AM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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funny joke


5 posted on 08/30/2015 11:10:44 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

“and a child shall lead them” Outstanding!


6 posted on 08/30/2015 11:15:21 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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So how do you like them apples, Biraq?

I bet the SS were covering their mouths giggling and shaking their heads up and down.


7 posted on 08/30/2015 11:15:40 AM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

A second grader has no idea what a tragedy is.


8 posted on 08/30/2015 11:15:48 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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That’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOO phony.

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No teleprompter


9 posted on 08/30/2015 11:16:41 AM PDT by This_far (WHAT LAWS DO WE GET TO IGNORE?)
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HAHA OMG now THAT was good!!


10 posted on 08/30/2015 11:27:13 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Satire...got it.


11 posted on 08/30/2015 11:29:54 AM PDT by Artcore
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12 posted on 08/30/2015 11:30:47 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Which leads to a Hillary joke:

Hillary is visiting an elementary school and is taking questions from the children. Little Joey asks a question. “Mrs. Clinton,” Joey asks, “What really happened with your private email server? Did you do something bad?”

Just then, the lunch bell rings, and the teacher gets the class off to lunch. After lunch, Hillary takes more student questions. Finally Jane gets to ask a question.

“Two questions, please,” Jane says. “One, why did the lunch bell ring at 9 o’clock in the morning? And two, where is Joey?”


13 posted on 08/30/2015 11:45:52 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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A very old joke. I remember hearing this for the first time being told on Bill Clinton.


14 posted on 08/30/2015 11:47:32 AM PDT by upchuck (Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist. Different subject: Go CRUZ!)
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Out of the mouth of babes.


17 posted on 08/30/2015 1:14:38 PM PDT by jmacusa
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“It would be an accident and it sure would be no great loss” Children and dogs are great judges of character.


18 posted on 08/30/2015 1:15:39 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (1 of 172)
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