Posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
Asked dispatch, "Am I In Heaven?"
Were they ‘rainbow’ doritos?
Don’t laugh too loud. That happen to me while reading a thread here on FR. Only 2 of my coworkers thought I was talking to myself and asked if I was ok. ROFL
Hmm. One toke over the Doritos Napl?
This could be an awesome Undead Thread.
should you not work at work Tex?
Oh man, I'm laughing... Best post!
Sorry, but I’m just too high to work right now.
Laying in a pile of Dorito crumbs right now as we speak.
Someone please help.
And by help I mean please bring me a pint of Haagen Dasz, coffee flavor.
I knew a guy who if you said hi to him, he'd say "wish I was." He was actually a pretty nice guy, but yes, a real doper.
> Drunk Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Won’t Have Sex With Him
Ban alcohol!
The stuff is damaging to the human body as well. In small quantities not so much damage but some people don’t know when to stop. Same with pot. If it weren’t for all the tax revenue it generates it would probably be illegal too. Not an imbiber of either excep an occassional beer or glass of wine.
Stoners are some of the stupidest people.
I remember when I was in my twenties, I was hiking outdoors with some friends. Up in the hills, we crossed a babbling brook. We noticed a dead dog floating in the water and commented, ‘how sad’.
We continued on our walk, forgetting all about the drowned canine.
On our way back as we approached the same spot, we spied a group of teenage boys - obviously stoned (high on marijuana) - poking at the floating dog with a long stick and trying to pull it in close to the shore.
We decided quickly to troll them. We all began calling out for ‘our dog’. We rushed frantically in their direction calling out, “POKEY... POOOKKKEEEEYYYY!!! Here boy... come on boy... POKEY!” As if we were actively searching for our lost dog.
Suddenly we found ourselves upon them and we saw them poking at the dead dog with the stick - which they quickly dropped.
We all shouted out in despair and feigned recognition... “POKEY! Oh my God! What happened?” We began to look accusingly at the boys and were trying so hard not to laugh... the girls were by now, laughing so hard and covering their faces - it actually sounded as if they were crying...
The teenage stoners all became stone faced... they looked like they all saw a ghost and did not know what to do. They slinked away while we pretended to be distraught over ‘our’ drowned dog, ‘Pokey’.
It was a pretty silly trick, but stoners are so gullible and easy to troll...
We laughed all the way home.
Not to worry- IT is currently informing Highly Rediculus and Upper Managment;)
Marijuana is an hallucinogen and yes you can get too high.
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