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Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos (Article and 911 call)
My Fox 8 ^ | October 8, 2015 | Web Staff

Posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom

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41 posted on 10/08/2015 1:09:22 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: beaversmom
"a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."

Asked dispatch, "Am I In Heaven?"

42 posted on 10/08/2015 1:11:22 PM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: beaversmom

Were they ‘rainbow’ doritos?


43 posted on 10/08/2015 1:12:00 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: beaversmom

44 posted on 10/08/2015 1:12:17 PM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: T-Bone Texan

Don’t laugh too loud. That happen to me while reading a thread here on FR. Only 2 of my coworkers thought I was talking to myself and asked if I was ok. ROFL


45 posted on 10/08/2015 1:18:14 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows

Hmm. One toke over the Doritos Napl?


46 posted on 10/08/2015 1:27:42 PM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: beaversmom
Dammit, now I want some Goldfish crackers. Extra cheddar. And I haven't smoked in 20 years.

Too High for the Supermarket

47 posted on 10/08/2015 1:29:49 PM PDT by real saxophonist (YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: beaversmom

This could be an awesome Undead Thread.


48 posted on 10/08/2015 1:30:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: T-Bone Texan

should you not work at work Tex?


49 posted on 10/08/2015 1:30:48 PM PDT by slickdain (USA now belongs to America ... wait in this line for your taco and your welfare check!)
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To: gundog
If he’d had a gallon of chocolate milk he could have just ridden it out.

Oh man, I'm laughing... Best post!

50 posted on 10/08/2015 1:31:51 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: slickdain

Sorry, but I’m just too high to work right now.

Laying in a pile of Dorito crumbs right now as we speak.

Someone please help.

And by help I mean please bring me a pint of Haagen Dasz, coffee flavor.


51 posted on 10/08/2015 1:33:52 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: Steely Tom
"I said 'hi' and she said 'yeah, I guess I am.'"

I knew a guy who if you said hi to him, he'd say "wish I was." He was actually a pretty nice guy, but yes, a real doper.

52 posted on 10/08/2015 2:25:45 PM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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To: ConservingFreedom

> Drunk Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Won’t Have Sex With Him
Ban alcohol!

The stuff is damaging to the human body as well. In small quantities not so much damage but some people don’t know when to stop. Same with pot. If it weren’t for all the tax revenue it generates it would probably be illegal too. Not an imbiber of either excep an occassional beer or glass of wine.


53 posted on 10/08/2015 3:24:59 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: beaversmom

Stoners are some of the stupidest people.

I remember when I was in my twenties, I was hiking outdoors with some friends. Up in the hills, we crossed a babbling brook. We noticed a dead dog floating in the water and commented, ‘how sad’.

We continued on our walk, forgetting all about the drowned canine.

On our way back as we approached the same spot, we spied a group of teenage boys - obviously stoned (high on marijuana) - poking at the floating dog with a long stick and trying to pull it in close to the shore.

We decided quickly to troll them. We all began calling out for ‘our dog’. We rushed frantically in their direction calling out, “POKEY... POOOKKKEEEEYYYY!!! Here boy... come on boy... POKEY!” As if we were actively searching for our lost dog.

Suddenly we found ourselves upon them and we saw them poking at the dead dog with the stick - which they quickly dropped.

We all shouted out in despair and feigned recognition... “POKEY! Oh my God! What happened?” We began to look accusingly at the boys and were trying so hard not to laugh... the girls were by now, laughing so hard and covering their faces - it actually sounded as if they were crying...

The teenage stoners all became stone faced... they looked like they all saw a ghost and did not know what to do. They slinked away while we pretended to be distraught over ‘our’ drowned dog, ‘Pokey’.

It was a pretty silly trick, but stoners are so gullible and easy to troll...
We laughed all the way home.


54 posted on 10/08/2015 5:19:21 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: T-Bone Texan
There’s no way in heck I’m gonna share this with my coworkers!

Not to worry- IT is currently informing Highly Rediculus and Upper Managment;)

55 posted on 10/09/2015 4:21:42 AM PDT by mabarker1 (congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
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To: Eagles6

Marijuana is an hallucinogen and yes you can get too high.


56 posted on 10/09/2015 4:34:26 AM PDT by Chickensoup (We lose our freedoms one surrender at a time)
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