"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth....Perhaps we should shoot him."
Posted on 10/08/2015 12:26:43 PM PDT by beaversmom
AUSTINTOWN, Ohio -- An Ohio man made a strange, and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was "too high" on marijuana.
Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.
There, they found him on the floor "in a fetal position," surrounded by, "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn't feel his hands because he smoked too much weed.
The 22-year-old gave the officer the keys to his car, where he had smoked the pot. The cop recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana.
According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.
You can’t make up stuff like this.
I hope there’s pictures of this guy laying on the floor.
A whole generation or two of morons, wow.
--Ariel, by Dean Freeman.
He doesn’t need a drug dealer, he needs a baby sitter.
What? No Chocolate Ding Dongs?
Comfortably Numb?
“When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I’ve got that feeling once again
I can’t explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.”
Obviously.
"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth....Perhaps we should shoot him."
Don’t worry.....they’ll make more.
Instead of sleeping it off he calls 911? I would have called Domino’s myself.
“they found him on the floor “in a fetal position,” surrounded by, “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
In that case, I agree with his self-assessment: he was definitely too high.
Oh gosh, I just laughed in my cube very loudly.
There’s no way in heck I’m gonna share this with my coworkers!
Any word on how long the officers sat in his car...with the windows up???
So, like, I’m layin’ there, surrounded by, like DORITOS, man... f***in’ DORITOS - and I says to the cop, I says, “Dude... that’s Nacho Cheese.”
And the cop looks at me and says, he says, like “Dude... that’s YO cheese.”
Whoa... I was like “HEEAAAAD trip, man...”
Dude...
“Too High” - Stevie Wonder
Dodo do do do dodo
Do do dodo do dodo
Dodo dodo do do
Dodo do do do dodo
Do do do do dodo do
Dodo dodo dodo
I’m too high
I’m too high
But I ain’t touched the sky
I’m too high
I’m too high
But I ain’t touched the sky
She’s a girl in a dream
She sees a four-eyed cartoon monster
On the T.V. screen
She takes another puff and says
“It’s a crazy scene”
That red is green
And she’s a tangerine
I’m too high
I’m too high
But I ain’t left the ground
I’m too high
I’m too high
I hope I never ever come down
She’s the girl in her life
But her world’s a superficial paradise
She had a chance to make it big more than once or twice
But no dice
She wasn’t very nice
Ooh
Dodo do do do dodo
Do do dodo do dodo
Do do do do do do
Dodo do do do dodo
Do do dodo do dodo
Dodo dodo
Dodo dodo
Dodo dodo
I’m too high
I’m too high
I’m so high
I feel like I’m about to die
I can’t ever touch the sky
I’m too high
She’s a girl of the past
I guess that I got to her at last
A did you hear the news about the girl today
She passed away
What did her friend say
They said she’s too high
Too high
Can’t hang around anyway...
Dodo do do do dodo
Do do dodo do dodo
do...do...do...
do...do...do...
do...
You know when yo' mouth is dry... yo' plenty high.
-- One Bourbon, One Scotch one Beer, by George Thorogood
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