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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Bernie Sanders Top 5 Quotes

#5. "A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much while so many have so little…We need a tax system which asks the billionaire class to pay its fair share of taxes and which reduces the obscene degree of wealth inequality in America"

 

#4. "Education should be a right, not a privilege. We need a revolution in the way that the United States funds higher education."

 

#3. "Social Security is a promise that we cannot and must not break."

#2. "Meanwhile, as the rich become much richer, the level of income and wealth inequality has reached obscene and unimaginable levels. In the United States, we have the most unequal level of wealth and income distribution of any major country on Earth, and it’s worse now then at any other time since the 1920s..."

 

#1. "We must transform our energy system away from fossil fuels and into energy efficiency and sustainable energies."

 

 

 



Rejected Slogans for Hillary

For Real This Time, Guys . . . It's MY Turn!

A Record of Honesty and Integrity . . . As Far As You Know.

Yes I Can . . . As Long As My Husband Keeps His Hands off the Interns.

Let's Keep the Middle Class from Disappearing, Like All My Old E-Mails.

Hope, Change, and Pantsuits.

You Want a Strong Foundation? Look at the Width of These Friggin' Thighs!

Once You Go Black, It's Totally Okay to Go Back!

I'm Not Joe Biden.

I'll Rid America of its Problems Faster than My Emails!

As a Woman, I'll Make Less and Pass the Savings on to You!

Get Ready for a Drone Attack, Monica!

Let Me Prove that Women Can Wreck More than Cars!

If You Have Any Doubts About Whether I'm a Smart Choice, Please Refer to My Sensible Pantsuit!

Hillary Clinton: Strong Foreign Policy, Even Stronger Cankles.

Let's See How Many Times I Can Get Republicans to Say "BENGHAZI!"

I Won't Bother You With Emails, Because I Don't Know How to Use It.

Don't Worry . . . This Clinton Won't Stain the Oval Office Carpet.

When I'm President, the State of the Union Will be Strong . . . unlike the State of the Union I Have with My Husband.

Hillary, Feel the Chill!



Rejected Slogans for Trump

Remember, If I'm President, I Can't Do "Celebrity Apprentice!!!"

Why Should North Korea Be the Only Country Led by a rich Megalomaniac with Bad Hair?

I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

Because Who Doesn't Want to See a Vice President Oprah Winfrey?

I Promise Not to Put My Name on the Front of the White House.

I've Fought at Wrestlemania . . . What's More American Than That?

The women in MY White House will be cherished. I want to help women...I will be so good to women.

I'll Make Gary Busey the Secretary of Crazy.

Vote for Me, I am a really smart guy. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.

It's always good to do things nice and complicated so that nobody can figure it out.

Donald Trump: Doing Everything Possible to Make Late-Night Hosts' Jobs a Billion Times Easier.

Vote for Me, and I'll Bomb ISIS Back to the Stone Age!

My Cabinet Will Be Full of Washed-Up Celebrities!

The Country is in Debt, and I Have Plenty of Experience with Bankruptcy!

If I Can Pull Off This Hairstyle, I Can do Anything!

The show 'Trump'. And it is sold-out performances everywhere.

I Promise I Won't Transition into Donna Trump.



Rejected Ted Cruz slogans

Democrats are still pissed about a two week government shutdown? It's like their mosque was closed.

Imagine A Real President!

Because Progressives Suck.

I'm the Ted that didn't kill anyone in my car.

Cruz Control.

Over 18 trillion reasons to vote for Ted! And climbing!

Ted Cruz: The Opposite of Obama!

Washington is Cruzen for a Bruizen

"Ted Cruz! His wife won't tell you what to eat."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: campaign; clinton; ofst; sanders; slogans
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1 posted on 01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow - top 3!!!


2 posted on 01/22/2016 5:01:19 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hunga Tonga-Hunga.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...


OH THE
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3 posted on 01/22/2016 5:02:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5

Bring on the snow!


4 posted on 01/22/2016 5:04:28 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!!!!


5 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:18 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!!!!


6 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:19 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Friday!!!!


7 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:19 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Travis, you did it again. Just one click. Switch to decaf on Fridays. :)


8 posted on 01/22/2016 5:07:31 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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Oh hell no! It’ more fun like this!


9 posted on 01/22/2016 5:10:38 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Lucky9teen

10


10 posted on 01/22/2016 5:11:29 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Dacula
Travis, you did it again. Just one click. Switch to decaf on Fridays. :)

That's called a double-tap - and it takes years to perfect it.

11 posted on 01/22/2016 5:11:37 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!! TGIF


12 posted on 01/22/2016 5:14:51 AM PST by Currentriverrat (MAKE OCTOTHORPS NOT WAR!)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 20!


13 posted on 01/22/2016 5:18:46 AM PST by Monkey Face (Everything the government gives you was taken from someone else. Except Social Security.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Picking a winner:

14 posted on 01/22/2016 5:19:07 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


15 posted on 01/22/2016 5:20:17 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen


16 posted on 01/22/2016 5:24:47 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

Well damn, I have been doing it wrong all of these years.


17 posted on 01/22/2016 5:26:47 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Bring on the storm !!


18 posted on 01/22/2016 5:39:57 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I wonder how much Bernie The Perv Socialist is worth? Of course he will go on living the taxpayer funded good life while the peasants will be forced to give up more of our earnings and stand in more lines.
19 posted on 01/22/2016 5:42:07 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Sodom punished for those who practiced an abominable vice as a religious rite-Henry C. Beck)
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To: 4yearlurker

Top 20?


20 posted on 01/22/2016 5:56:30 AM PST by CopperTop
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