Dead Alive: Rare Mental Illness Called Walking Corpse Syndrome Makes People Think They're Dead

medicaldaily.com ^ | Jaleesa Baulkman

[dware]

I ran out of sick days, so I called into work dead. Does that count?

[Chaguito]

Oh crap! Another protected class.

[MortMan]

Be Nice!!!!

I like living in Kansas!

;-P

[bgill]

insisting they are actually dead

The dead can not insist about anything. Next they'll insist "Dead" signs be added to restrooms. Though why would the dead need to pee?

[Albion Wilde]

Transdead rights! Taxpayers should provide cold storage drawers for them to lie in.

[Mad Dawgg]

to vote Democrat

[Billthedrill]

The dead have rights too, you know. They’ve urned it!

I saw what you did there.

I dunno - these days I just say let 'em use the ladies' crapper and call it good...

[Larry Lucido]

I had that for a while. I couldn’t stop coffin!

[exit82]

I snapped out of it when the bill from the funeral home came.

[Larry Lucido]

“Rumors of my fake death have been greatly exaggerated.”

[uncitizen]

..antidepressants and antipsychotics have been shown to help control the symptoms ..

More likely, they're the cause.

[sparklite2]

Acid can do that. I remember thinking, “I just killed myself. And so, while I’m waiting to die...”

It’s a peculiar feeling.

[vetvetdoug]

Reminds me of a girlfriend I once had. It didn’t last long.

[TheDon]

Though why would the dead need to pee?

Perhaps they are in transition and have not had the operation yet?

[hal ogen]

I believe ALL LIBs suffer from this malady.

[Pelham]

And here I thought that the zombie stuff was just Hollywood.

[SkyDancer]

There are so many jokes about Kansas but then there are about other states as well. I’ve driven through Kansas several times. Took me several weeks to do it. LOL

[BenLurkin]

Excellent

[MortMan]

You spent a week in Kansas one day? ;-P

[SkyDancer]

I visited a BF who was attending college in Manhattan. We toured this military base where Custer and Patton had base housing and some other interesting stuff. Then back on the interstate heading west - now I know why the speed limit is 80mph.