***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREA***

[Lucky9teen]

This heat, is for the birds...

[mykroar]

Ahhhhh, finally. Happy Brexit! Top 5!

[upchuck]

Somewhere in the top 10?

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There was a blonde who got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening she went home and memorized all of the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy starting telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him and said, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something that probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals."

One of the guys said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.

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There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?

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Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.

So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "Which part did you get?"

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Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

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I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.

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[backspace]

Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than three cars parked outside, I keep driving.......just in case it’s an intervention....

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!

[VanDeKoik]

Top 10, on a top 10 day!

[Dacula]

Top 5

[SkyDancer]

~ Okay, I'm In ~

[Tenacious 1]

FINALLY!

What the hell, man?

lol

[Lucky9teen]

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[upchuck]

Like your bird pic. Get well fast Lucky. Prayers to you.

[onona]

Happy Brexit !! Top 15 ??

[BitWielder1]

Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I'm still under the weather (bronchitis)

Yea, I see you forgot the "D" in the title. Get better soon.

[mykroar]

[Liberty Valance]

Brexit passed and here I am still completely surrounded by NO BEER!

[Rapscallion]

Democrats proving what ass-clowns they really are.

[upchuck]

Drivin me crazy. What’s the name of that TV show?

[TheOldLady]

With this image, you have won "Best In Thread"!



Congratulations, Lucky9teen!

[Liberty Valance]

Keeping up appearances.

[BibChr]

At first glance, I thought the person holding the “Stop killing our children” poster was Joffrey, from Game of Thrones.

Which would have been ironic.