This heat, is for the birds...
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To: Lucky9teen
Ahhhhh, finally. Happy Brexit! Top 5!
2 posted on
06/24/2016 7:29:47 AM PDT by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
To: Lucky9teen
Somewhere in the top 10?
There was a blonde who got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening she went home and memorized all of the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy starting telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him and said, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something that probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals."
One of the guys said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"
"N", she answered.
Theres that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.
So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "Which part did you get?"
Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You cant do this Im a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
Ive no home, I havent got control, I cant see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
3 posted on
06/24/2016 7:30:33 AM PDT by
upchuck
(I'm hanging here until my Free Republic 401K is fully vested.)
To: Lucky9teen
Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than three cars parked outside, I keep driving.......just in case it’s an intervention....
4 posted on
06/24/2016 7:31:37 AM PDT by
backspace
(Please don't laugh at my tagline)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!
5 posted on
06/24/2016 7:31:42 AM PDT by
Currentriverrat
(MAKE OCTOTHORPS NOT WAR!)
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
06/24/2016 7:33:04 AM PDT by
VanDeKoik
To: Lucky9teen
7 posted on
06/24/2016 7:33:43 AM PDT by
Dacula
(Southern lives matter!)
To: Lucky9teen
~ Okay, I'm In ~
8 posted on
06/24/2016 7:34:06 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
To: Lucky9teen
FINALLY!
What the hell, man?
lol
9 posted on
06/24/2016 7:34:11 AM PDT by
Tenacious 1
(You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...
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10 posted on
06/24/2016 7:34:54 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
Like your bird pic. Get well fast Lucky. Prayers to you.
11 posted on
06/24/2016 7:35:06 AM PDT by
upchuck
(I'm hanging here until my Free Republic 401K is fully vested.)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Brexit !! Top 15 ??
12 posted on
06/24/2016 7:36:33 AM PDT by
onona
(Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
To: Lucky9teen
Forgive me for the limited silliness here...I'm still under the weather (bronchitis)
Yea, I see you forgot the "D" in the title. Get better soon.
13 posted on
06/24/2016 7:36:35 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
06/24/2016 7:39:07 AM PDT by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
To: Lucky9teen
Brexit passed and here I am still completely surrounded by NO BEER!
15 posted on
06/24/2016 7:41:07 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
With this image, you have won "Best In Thread"!
Congratulations, Lucky9teen!
18 posted on
06/24/2016 7:50:39 AM PDT by
TheOldLady
(Pistol-Packin' Elderly Lady -- Don't mess with me.)
To: Lucky9teen
23 posted on
06/24/2016 8:10:49 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
("Mom, when you die, they should donate your body to science fiction." -- Hockeybughow)
To: Lucky9teen
27 posted on
06/24/2016 8:24:27 AM PDT by
red-dawg
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
The only good thing about being sicker than a dog is you can space out on Tuesday and wake up to on Friday.
I think I may still be alive.
30 posted on
06/24/2016 8:33:10 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
To: Lucky9teen
34 posted on
06/24/2016 8:42:25 AM PDT by
uncitizen
(Gloves OFF! Go Trump!)
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