[Gamecock]

And now he is in monkey jail.

[nuconvert]

Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often??

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Primates of Wal-Mart

[Lurker]

Not touching this one.

L

[LouieFisk]

Diaper-wearing Monkey Live’s Matter.

[Enterprise]

Monkey chimped out because his EBT card didn’t load.

[Red Badger]

The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio, according to KSNW-TV.

To vote?..... Probably..................

[Gamecock]

Drunk monkey brandishing huge knife terrorises bar in booze-fuelled rampage after necking rum dregs
Airport officials say monkey was ‘loose’ on Las Vegas-bound Frontier flight

[I want the USA back]

Anyone with a pet monkey is off their rocker.

[DannyTN]

Put him down?

Dana: It’s late, I really ought to put him down.
Peter Venkman: May I?
Dana: Yeah, if you want to.
Peter Venkman: [points in baby’s face] You’re short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor mother.

[Doogle]

They didn’t have to shoot his uncle........

[blueunicorn6]

“A monkey got loose”

Nothing worse than a loose monkey.

Probably standing there on the cart rack saying, “Hey sailor...new in town?”

[Made In The USA]

“The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio...”

Why? Didn’t they see the Ohio inspection sticker on the monkey’s ass?

Was it to find out if the diaper wearing monkey is qualified under Ohio law to fling poo while escaping an RV and shopping at a Walmart?

I’m just glad Ohio has enacted common-sense diaper wearing monkey reforms. My gosh, what if this had been an assault diaper wearing monkey that was roaming Walmart ? Oh the humanity!

[LonePalm]

I can't believe that no one posted this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnlIWpZSPXU

"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[mad_as_he$$]

“...has been registered in Ohio,”

They let monkeys vote in Ohio?

[KarlInOhio]

Pray for Mojo.

I would post the Simpsons picture if I had a PC instead of my phone.

[Trillian]

I hate every ape I see.
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee ;)

[Ann Archy]

Monkeys are FREAKING DANGEROUS!!!! I would SUE THAT OWNER TILL THE COWS CAME HOME!!! Problem is, th3e hillbilly probably has a TRAILER!!! A DIRTY TRAILER worth $2000.00.....HILLILLIES!!

[TexasRepublic]

I doubt anyone noticed. I have seen stranger people at Walmart.