Posted on 08/26/2016 11:15:13 AM PDT by Gamecock
Full Title: ‘Hillary’s Pickle’ trends as her pickle jar stunt backfires – it didn’t exactly prove what she wanted it to
Hillary Clinton wants everyone to know that her health is just fine.
With the help of Hollywood friend Jimmy Kimmel, the Democrat presidential hopeful pulled a mind-numbingly stupid stunt Monday night to poke fun at growing rumors surrounding Hillary’s precarious health.
“Can you open this jar of pickles?” Kimmel asked as he “surprised” her with a jar. “This has not been tampered with,” he added.
Yeah, right.
In her typical highly exaggerated, and in no-way-authentic style, Hillary laughed wildly while feigning a “struggle” as she tore the lid right off the jar.
And there you have it folks … Hillary’s fine.
But not so fast.
The stunt clearly designed to make those who’ve raised concern over Hillary’s health look foolish was a big backfire on social media where #HillarysPickle started trending.
(From Twitter)
Weston Jones @weston4P Clinton took 5 days of rest to perform #HillarysPickle Will take another 5 to recover.@realDonaldTrump
Dr. Dan King @DrDanKing #HillarysPickle Takes time to open pickle jar on comedy show. While Thousands without homes in floods #WheresHillary
10:54 AM - 23 Aug 2016
HellNO2Hillary2016 @ExposeHillary #HillarysPickle leaves her tired and often confused!
11:07 AM - 23 Aug 2016
Hillary’s pickle debacle is no laughing matter to many health care experts. Recently, a top doctor debunked the conspiracy notion surrounding her health that he described as “disconcerting.” Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.
Please, nobody start making jokes about Bill’s Pickle.
Honestly, they would NEVER take that chance on that station of making her look bad.
And I find it HARD to open those things without running them under hot water sometimes.
She’s a freak.
Someone should PhotoShop “pickle earrings” on her.
That’s not funny
Half of American women have already seen Bill Clinton’s pickle, some consensually, some not so much..and lets not forget the young ones on Lolita Island, they were too young to consent
So, is that the new standard for health? New recruits for the fire department, police department, military, etc. will be asked to open a jar of pickles to prove how healthy they are?
“When was your last health screening?”
“Oh, I opened a jar of pickles yesterday.”
“You’re good to go!”
” Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.”
Good thing he made this comment this year. All that happened to his was his show got cancelled. Anyone questioning Hillary next year will go to a reeducation camp.
Finally, I see what the ‘pickle’ they were talking about.
The video is amusing, even if, like me you cannot stand Hillary. It’s good theater, but that’s all it is is ‘theater.
The fact that this was even an issue is what’s the issue.
#PickleGate!
Whack the bottom of the jar first.
Or maybe she can get Huma to get some pictures of Carlos Danger’s pickle for her to use to design the earrings.
It would be amusing if it was the pickle story that took down the beast.
“Good thing he made this comment this year. All that happened to his was his show got canceled. Anyone questioning Hillary next year will go to a reeducation camp.” For the fortunate few ... the rest just disappear ...
I’m not big into conspiracy theories, but why was there no audible ‘pop’ sound when the vacuum seal on the jar was broken?
Just a thought.
Really? Thanks. It’s like their trying to keep special forces from opening it sometimes! :)
If you have a cat lover in your life, you could alternatively get them this, which is highly effective AND has a bottle opening part as well:
ROFLMAO!!! And I really am laughing out loud lol.
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