NFL Live Thread Week Sic

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 6

Thursday, Oct. 13
8:25 p.m. ET Broncos at Chargers

Sunday, Oct. 16
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bills
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Redskins
1 p.m. ET Browns at Titans
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Giants
1 p.m. ET Panthers at Saints
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bears
1 p.m. ET Rams at Lions
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Bengals at Patriots
4:05 p.m. ET Chiefs at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Falcons at Seahawks
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Packers
8:30 p.m. ET Colts at Texans

Monday, Oct. 17
8:30 p.m. ET Jets at Cardinals

Bye week: Vikings, Buccaneers

[Bender2]

Mr. Peabody, is this... Bendy's Week 6 NFL Picks?

Yeah... that's them--

How'd you get them... early?

I print the Shinbone Edition... of Cosmopolitan.

Wow, that Kaley... is hot-- Hot-- Hot!

Hey, which one of you scumbags... prints this crap?

Ranse-- You're... on your own!

Is there a problem... Mr. Peabody?

Just settling up my newspaper bill... Bye--

Okay, now on to... my Week 6 Picks--

Thursday Night Sunday Morning Manning's Old Mile High Nags will have enough defense to keep Old Man Rivers in check--

Sunday regular action finds King Rex presiding over the demise of the Soap 9ers--

I wish they would both lose but the Iggles will play the mohel for the Deadskins losing their mitzvah--

Allegra's Old Earlers let loose the dogs on Johnny's Old Kleveland Kennel--

Those Crab City Black Byrds do me a favor and slap them Jersey Jints back into the loss column again--

Gadzooks-- Cam Cittycats have to win another game this year, so I call it to be this one over the Ain'ts--

Flipped a coin, Imp-- It stood on edge, so I'm picking Da Bears--

Love the smell of burning pork in the morning-- But the smell here is roast lamb- The Loinchops stew the Ewes--
Eh-- Bendy, you sure you want to pick... against the Rams?

Yeah, Link, I'm sure. You got... a problem with it?

No, but Pompey's... mad as hell about it--

Okay, the Rams win big... over the Lions!

Okay, onward... the Stoolers at the Phins-- No problem, Big Ben in a walk--

Banged up and bruised TCU North goes into the lair of the Pattycheaters and get skinned--

Yeah, yeah, yeah-- Once more an interruption from far far away:

Now, Professor... now?.

No. And again, that is why I am... Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Week Six yada, yada, yada--

My Old Dallas Texans take on Seven's Waiders and it ain't going to be pretty. KC gets beat by a whisker--

This week's Fowl Bowl has the black feathers beating them strange muddy blue-green ones--

Allegra's Texicans need to wake up and get mean-- I think they do and whallop the Lucky Ponies from Indy--

Monday the Jersey Jets fly to Arid Zona only to fly back after Imp's Old Chi Red Byrds give them a lickin'--

I think the Viqueens Fat Lady is a dude as he/she/it is spending the weekend washing the Bucking Ears--

And my Boys visit big's Packer Wackers in Lamb-Boo-Cheese-Land.

I had to flip the coin three times but it finally came up 'Heads'... for a Cowboys' win!

[Bender2]

Okay, you pilgrims-- Get those picks in now... or I'm coming to your house to knock on your door. And I'll be knocking hard!

[dp0622]

My Jets are 1 and 4. That’s like being 10 and 40 in baseball.

I wait two seasons for a month worth of games.

[Bender2]

Re: d NFL Live Thread Week Sic

Just getting it done... before the Boycott crowd does it--

[TigerClaws]

My NFL boycott will continue until they stand for the National Anthem.

Only way to make libs feel it is hit them in the pocketbook.

[rlmorel]

Boy, it sure is a strange and unexpected season, isn’t it? Who would have thought Carolina would be 1-4, and Atlanta would be 4-1????

Not me...

[longfellow]

AT LEAST when you boycott you don’t miss anything.

[onona]

How ‘bout them RAIDERS !!

[al_c]

Only way to make libs feel it is hit them in the pocketbook.

And how much money does each team lose from one person not watching on the TV at home?

[dp0622]

yeah now i’m all for the boycott!!

As a matter of fact, shut down the whole season :)

[dp0622]

you saw that coming the past few seasons. Good for them.

[Ancesthntr]

I am not watching any NFL games, I am not attending any NFL games and I am not purchasing any NFL merchandise. I am taking a stand against the blatant hatred for America that the NFL is condoning. They have all kinds of restrictions on demonstrations of happiness after scoring a touchdown, or wearing footwear that commemorates the victims of 9/11, but they’re fine with somebody giving the finger to this country. Well, not me. I’m not going to support these SOBs.

[al_c]

Bills
Iggles
Oilers
Ravens
Tough call between the Ain’ts and those black kitties from Carolina. But I’m going with the kitties getting their first road win of the year in NOLA.
Bears
Lions
Stillers
Patsies
Raiders
Falcons
COWBOYS!!!!!
Texans
Cards

[Bender2]

Broncos at Chargers?

[11th_VA]

#boycottNFL

[P-Marlowe]

I’m very very disappointed that there are Freepers who will refuse to boycott the NFL in light of their disrespect of the flag and those who died defending it.

What is even more disappointing is that there are Freepers who start fan threads hawking the NFL.

[11th_VA]

And how much money does each team lose from one person not watching on the TV at home?

a thirty second commercial is about $600K. For some teams, viewership is off 20%. So NFL has to give 20% free commercial time to make up the shortfall in viewership.

Let's say someone bought 10 commercial slots (6 Million). They would now get 2 commercial slots free worth $1.2 million - that's $1.2 million the NFL won't get. Multiply that times 32 markets and 16 weeks, that's a potential loss of $800 million for player salaries next year - TV revenues go almost exclusively toward player salaries.

That could be a lot of pain ...

[Boomer One]

Watched the NFL religiously for well over 60 years. Now, only a few weeks into my self imposed boycott, I’ve filled that time with healthier or more productive pursuits. I doubt that I will ever go back to being the fan I once was even if the NFL gets their political priorities right. Heck, I may never go back.

[Bender2]

Re: How ‘bout them RAIDERS !!

Well, I'm feeling... SUPER about it!

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/siouxcityjournal.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/8b/48bea61f-6aa8-5e55-876c-27912960cdee/52f1182b5a9a1.image.jpg

[Lucas McCain]

You are absolutely correct.

Some people value a game over the flag and the Republic for which it stands. No wonder our Republic is in grave danger.