Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
"Gone With the Wins"
Leni
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“Me, Myself, and Me”
“OBAMA’S NEXT BOOK TITLE (upon contemplating his personal destruction of the Democrat Party....
“Gone With the Wins””
Good one.
“OBAMA’S NEXT BOOK TITLE (upon contemplating his personal destruction of the Democrat Party....
“Gone With the Wins””
Good one.
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