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Some Lawyer Is Posting Hilarious "Tips" On Facebook
college humor ^
| Ross Snow
Posted on 01/03/2017 9:06:30 AM PST by virgil283
"Drinking ice water just before your drug test does not explain why your urine sample is cold"...The life of a lawyer is an insane one. Or at least that's the case for this West Virginian lawyer who has been posting hilarious advice drawn from his actual life experience on Facebook for years now. Check out some of his posts...for all future "legal advice."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lawyer; tips
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:06:30 AM PST
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virgil283
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:14:28 AM PST
by
NRx
(A man of integrity passes his father's civilization to his son, without selling it off to strangers.)
To: virgil283
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:18:04 AM PST
by
libertarian27
(FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:19:03 AM PST
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!!)
To: Pearls Before Swine
To: virgil283
Some forms of stupid just can’t be fixed
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:20:56 AM PST
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Pearls Before Swine
hilarious ....he must be talking about his client named ‘Dindo Nutting’
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:22:49 AM PST
by
virgil283
( avoid hubris, tread carefully, always expect the unlikely, and distrust the self-acc)
To: virgil283
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:31:39 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: virgil283; Pearls Before Swine; apocalypto
hilarious ....he must be talking about his client named ‘Dindo Nutting’ Yes it sounds funny but it can be true.
Consider if you kill a man who has forcefully entered your home and threatened your life. You have committed a homicide but are not guilty of murder.
Yes you did it but you are not guilty.
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:36:02 AM PST
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: virgil283
To: Pontiac
I doubt that billboard is even directed towards anybody that even has a permanent home address.
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:55:47 AM PST
by
pfflier
To: Pearls Before Swine
Uuuuuuh . . . . What do it mean?
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posted on
01/03/2017 9:57:52 AM PST
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: virgil283
I got a nice chuckle out of that! Reminds me of Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar yelling, “Stop breaking the law, @—h-—!”
To: Nifster
I remember talking to a guy who complained that his lawyer told him to not wear a do-rag to his hearing (heroin possession I think), wonder what that guy would think of the character who wore crotch-less blue jeans to his hearing for indecent exposure.
Proof that criminals are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
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posted on
01/03/2017 10:36:38 AM PST
by
Fraxinus
(My opinion, worth what you paid.)
To: virgil283
When you’re a criminal defendant and your lawyer is picking a jury and asks by a show of hands if anyone has ever been convicted of a felony, don’t raise your hand.
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posted on
01/03/2017 11:00:01 AM PST
by
Ahithophel
(Communication is an art form susceptible to sudden technical failures)
To: virgil283
😂
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posted on
01/03/2017 11:02:33 AM PST
by
AFreeBird
(BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
To: Ahithophel
I was up for jury duty recently and the lawyer asked for a show of hands on drug convictions. Nearly every hand was raised... Not mine and I was the first one dismissed.
On a similar note, when out to impress, don’t wear a “I have friends in low places” t-shirt.
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posted on
01/03/2017 12:09:51 PM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: virgil283
If you need a lawyer. You’re already screwed.
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posted on
01/03/2017 12:32:48 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
To: Fraxinus
“Proof that criminals are not the sharpest tools in the shed.”
IOW, the phrase “stupid criminal” is redundant.
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posted on
01/03/2017 12:55:33 PM PST
by
mumblypeg
(Make America Macho Again.)
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