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Reasons to vote for Democrats
Fox News and Amazon | Hillbilly sage

Posted on 03/09/2017 11:32:39 AM PST by Hillbilly sage

The #1 best seller on Amazon is titled Reasons to Vote for Democrats. It is 286 BLANK pages!

The "author" is interviewed on Fox Breaking News, go to Politics heading and the young mans photo and book is in a box titled Beach Read.

Wish I knew how to post it but it is worth your time to find it if you need a smile today.


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1 posted on 03/09/2017 11:32:39 AM PST by Hillbilly sage
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To: Hillbilly sage

GOOD ONE. Thanks for this cheerful tidbit!


2 posted on 03/09/2017 11:35:06 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: Hillbilly sage

Victims Inc.


3 posted on 03/09/2017 11:40:29 AM PST by onedoug
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It really is best seller on Amazon I just looked.

HAHAHA


4 posted on 03/09/2017 11:41:57 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: Hillbilly sage

OMG the comments are so funny.

I love this one:

****** Amazing. Just amazing.
ByA. W. S.on March 7, 2017
Just an incredible work. An insight into the modern progressive mind that will leave you speechless. I’ve borrowed a copy from my neighbor’s husband. It’s so great I haven’t given it back yet, and my neighbor, a trans-male who identifies as a walrus, says he can’t wait to read it too.

ROFL

Here is the link:

https://www.amazon.com/Reasons-Vote-Democrats-Comprehensive-Guide/dp/1543024971/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489088568&sr=8-1&keywords=Reasons+to+Vote+for+Democrats


5 posted on 03/09/2017 11:49:54 AM PST by Patriot Babe
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To: Hillbilly sage

What a hoot !


6 posted on 03/09/2017 11:50:16 AM PST by onona (Keeping the faith will be our new directive for the republic !)
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To: Hillbilly sage

About as worthwhile advice as “reasons to put your whacker into a light socket”. Ranks right up there with it.


7 posted on 03/09/2017 11:54:37 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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To: Hillbilly sage

LOL, you have to read this review....it is awesome:


5.0 out of 5 stars A Must-Read for Members of the Patriarchy and STEM Students who Can’t Handle the Rigor of Womens Studies Classes!, March 7, 2017

By Coriolis

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3W3UVRW78OJJ4/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1543024971


8 posted on 03/09/2017 11:58:03 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Hillbilly sage

If he really wanted to be correct, he’d tape a dollar bill on the first page, get a government grant to finance the book, charge $50 per copy and make it a mandatory book for every college class.


9 posted on 03/09/2017 12:01:32 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Would have been a great deal better if the author had not plagiarized every page... no footnotes or anything...


10 posted on 03/09/2017 12:07:18 PM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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ONE and ONLY ONE REASON to vote Democrat.

If it puts John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Paul Ryan, John Cornyn, Jeff Flake or Mitch McConnell on the unemployment line.


11 posted on 03/09/2017 12:15:38 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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Plagiarized word for word from the book “Great Clinton Accomplishments”


12 posted on 03/09/2017 12:29:36 PM PST by piasa
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To: Hillbilly sage

The audio version will be really hard to hear. May have to turn the volume all the way up....


13 posted on 03/09/2017 12:31:31 PM PST by Tommygun99 (I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here!)
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To: Patriot Babe

That walrus is not too far gone then LOL.


14 posted on 03/09/2017 12:51:57 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Hillbilly sage

I have an identical book!

Except mine is titled “Top Ten Jewish Rodeo Stars”.

;)


15 posted on 03/09/2017 12:52:14 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: jacknhoo
Within these pages lies the fundamental substance and logic behind placing equality of outcome over equality of opportunity, defining one's beliefs according to the content of one's loins or the melanin levels of one's skin, accommodating and inviting mass immigration from cultures that hate us, and the ultimate truth that every material necessity is a fundamental human right that the government must provide at the expense of the 1%.

That was a fantastic review!
16 posted on 03/09/2017 12:57:47 PM PST by Trillian
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To: SnuffaBolshevik

Polish war heroes?
Japanese BAsketball All-Stars?

this comment was great from a review:
“I’m gay and wasn’t triggered once in the reading of this work. Because I am gay, and have suffered more stuff than you”

this literally made my day.


17 posted on 03/09/2017 1:01:20 PM PST by No_More_Harkin
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To: No_More_Harkin

“Collectors Guide to Worn Out French Army Rifles”?


18 posted on 03/09/2017 1:15:58 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik
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