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Stealing from the Instapundit: "Jaws" was a warning not a guidebook.
1 posted on 06/29/2017 5:31:34 AM PDT by C19fan
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My bet? They’ll need a bigger boat.


2 posted on 06/29/2017 5:33:33 AM PDT by wbill
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I believe the shark in the original Jaws movie did go boom.


3 posted on 06/29/2017 5:35:05 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Great Whites?

Filthy, racist shark-namers.


4 posted on 06/29/2017 5:38:26 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Send in the Orcas
5 posted on 06/29/2017 5:38:35 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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Global warming in... 3, 2, 1


6 posted on 06/29/2017 5:39:07 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (CNN is fake journalist, creating fake news and fake polls for fake intellectuals)
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I hope they eat a Kennedy.


7 posted on 06/29/2017 5:39:44 AM PDT by mindburglar (I'm sorry, can you spell that?)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Perhaps some enterprising biologist can figure out some sort of oscillating pattern between Predators and Prey and how a rise in one causes a rise in the other, and the decline in one causes a decline in the other. Could be a ground-breaking study.


8 posted on 06/29/2017 5:39:49 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Islam: You have to just love a "religion" based on rape and sex slavery.)
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Call it the “Great Black Shark” and it will become the official national animal.


9 posted on 06/29/2017 5:43:11 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Le Pen: "Islamism is a totalitarian ideology that has declared war on our nation, on civilization.")
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One headline touted "July 4th Feeding Frenzy!".

Since it's only libs who will get munched alive, it's time to grab some popcorn, and pull up a chair. This should be fun!

10 posted on 06/29/2017 5:53:04 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie
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They eat seals, seals have made a come back in the NE coast. Its the seals. Get rid of them and the sharks will go away too.


11 posted on 06/29/2017 5:56:49 AM PDT by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
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Easy to diffuse the situation. We just need some academic types to tell the great whites to check their privilege.


12 posted on 06/29/2017 5:58:22 AM PDT by I-ambush (If we make it, we'll all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying)
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15 posted on 06/29/2017 6:10:05 AM PDT by Flick Lives
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What do you call it when Great White sharks begin eating liberals off of Cape Cod...


17 posted on 06/29/2017 6:12:56 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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Liberals taste like chicken. Sooner or later, the sharks were gonna find out ....


18 posted on 06/29/2017 6:14:20 AM PDT by sphinx
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Good. I can barely fish there anymore with all the damn seals.


27 posted on 06/29/2017 6:22:42 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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They had to move here. The killer whales in south africa are forcing them.


57 posted on 06/29/2017 7:52:07 AM PDT by pas
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