Posted on 08/05/2017 7:46:39 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart"
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 11 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. He, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?
8. Am I dreaming?
9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?
Those responses are funny, and believable.
They’re kinda sad, actually.
On 9/11 I was traveling, as I did for most of the last 15+ years.
I was stranded in Ft. Worth. More importantly to this story is my wife and I resolved to not let a day go by without saying “I love you” to each other as you never know if you will see the next one.
And we have kept it.
Well there ya go...
I cant stand 24/7 affirmation
#13...
Your Boyfriends number has Changed.
Don’t need the “I love you”... just an occasional.... ;-)
#14 Am I gonna have to get another restraining order against you?
Seriously, not a single “I told you never to send me messages like this, my wife checks my phone”?
BIG CONGRATULATIONS.
You are quite the bastard, aren’t you?
The Hip Alternative;
#14.. “Get ready to Be ‘Swatted’!
I’d expect a younger husband to reply with “Send pics.”
“If you love me let me go, if I come back it was meant to be”
The Han Solo response to I love you is I know.
another similar reply is “Well obviously you do silly- how could you help do anything other than love me? I mean come on honey- I’m irresistable”
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