Posted on 12/23/2017 11:00:15 PM PST by Pelham
MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today.
There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting.
“I always suspected Chesty was letting his fame go to his head,” said Pfc. David Trimbull, a member of the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon. “We all heard rumors, but the command made it perfectly clear they wanted us to keep quiet.”
In 2016, a story emerged about Chesty when a server witnessed him cornering two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at the USO Gala in Washington, D.C.
“I was in absolute shock, just like them,” said the witness, whose name is withheld out of fear of reprisal. “I couldn’t move I was so scared, and when it was all over, all I could do was comfort them and offer some clean napkins.”
The two cheerleaders never pressed charges and refused to comment on the incident.
Stories involving sexual harassment and abuse aren’t new to the Marines. Earlier this year, the Corps was rocked by a scandal involving a Facebook group known as “Marines United” where more than 30,000 active and former Marines shared nude photos of former partners without their consent.
During the initial investigation into the infamous social media group, authorities discovered images of a female chihuahua and French bulldog, but didn’t see any connection. In light of recent events, however, law enforcement is now looking into whether or not Chesty may have been involved.
should announce this as from a satire site.
This is impawsable. Everyone’s getting their fur up, barking about a harmless sniff or two.
LMAO!!!!!
Duffleblog is a military satirical news site.
It’s entirely possible it’s dietary.
What do you feed him?
I recommend a grain free salmon based food and organic coconut oil supplements.
A dog’s coat grows from within.
We tried to warn him.. a couple brewskis and he’s a whole different dog.. a devil dog.
That could be part of the issue. He certainly doesn’t get a special diet-inexpensive dog food supplemented with whatever our six kids leave on their plates, plus the occasional raw egg or meat trimmings. But my in laws female collie looked the same and the female collies at the breeder did as well. I just figured that maybe some are sort of in between smooth and rough.
He’s healthy and well loved so a shorter coat will suffice:).
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