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Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)
Just some fun stuff!
| 7/30/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner
Posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
41
posted on
07/31/2018 3:59:37 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
One more and I will leave you alone...
You know you are from Georgia if . . .
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in
the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores dont have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Some one you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You arent surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and
bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isnt a status symbol. A Ford F350 Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are fixing to send them
to your friends.
19. You wanna go back to Georgia, where everything is normal. And
finally:
20. You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation: You wanna coke? ~ Yeah. ~ What kind? ~ Dr Pepper.
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posted on
07/31/2018 4:02:23 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.This summer has been FREEZING! 85 degrees! I need a snorkel parka!
43
posted on
07/31/2018 4:05:36 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: GregoTX
Thank you for the new desktop picture for my work computer.
44
posted on
07/31/2018 4:11:41 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(They all get down, and arm up. Ready to take down tyrrany. The magnificient Seven.)
To: LucyT
Lucyt have you heard Miss Pearl ping to 36
45
posted on
07/31/2018 4:15:09 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
46
posted on
07/31/2018 4:21:59 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(California, Mexico's socialist colony)
To: BraveMan
sech sentences as Ezekiel sick, Sharon gon Southern Yiddish!
47
posted on
07/31/2018 4:24:56 PM PDT
by
aspasia
To: Lazamataz
Ok then, y’all get a pass.
48
posted on
07/31/2018 4:26:14 PM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(Imagine, if you can.......a world without islam.)
To: Lazamataz
Sweetie just go look in THE golf bag and get you a little sniff of that shine daddy thinks we don’t know about it’ll warm your bones
49
posted on
07/31/2018 4:34:18 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: DAVEY CROCKETT; Lazamataz
I declare honey chile.
Ain’t heard nothin’ this funny in ten yars.
50
posted on
07/31/2018 4:38:34 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: LucyT
51
posted on
07/31/2018 4:44:57 PM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
Darth Vader: “Alla y’alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!”
That’s Jack Nicholson.
52
posted on
07/31/2018 5:14:36 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
53
posted on
07/31/2018 5:19:24 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: GregoTX
54
posted on
07/31/2018 5:19:58 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY)
To: DAVEY CROCKETT
That can apply to Texas as well
55
posted on
07/31/2018 5:44:54 PM PDT
by
waterhill
(I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
To: DoodleBob
I always heard those as “you-uns” and “you-unses”.
56
posted on
07/31/2018 5:46:35 PM PDT
by
Kickaha
(See the glory...of the royal scam)
To: Lazamataz
"Yoder" haha, nice touch!
My humble contribution:
LUKE SKYWALKER (to Ben Kenobi): You alright? Hell's wrong with yew?
BEN: Sum'm ain't right with that there Force. Why, it's jest like a hunnert folks done all yelt out, skeered like, and then they got shut right up. All of a sudden like. (pauses) I'm a-feared sum'm powerful bad's done happened. Tell you what.
57
posted on
07/31/2018 6:06:39 PM PDT
by
daltec
To: Lazamataz
58
posted on
07/31/2018 6:14:16 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
I watched a Little
BARBARELLA
Last nite ....
It really is bad!
59
posted on
07/31/2018 6:23:31 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY)
To: Lazamataz; humblegunner
“Butter my biscuits” is just wrong.
The correct phrase is,
“Butter my butt and call me a biscuit” but, I reckon you’re not from ‘round here, are you?
Y’alls parents cousins?
60
posted on
07/31/2018 6:58:37 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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