Posted on 08/30/2018 7:01:31 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said "About 2 hours". The guy left, but did not return that day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut"?
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back later.’
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house! ‘
"I can't believe she was sleeping with my barber."
Because he wasn’t cutting it for her:)
CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work...You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
“I do what You say and I feel great..
I be at work soon...You got nice house!”
Did you hear about the big fight at the barber shop?
The barbers were cutting two guys’ hair. When the barbers finished with them both, one of the barbers opened a bottle of cologne and asked the first customer if he wanted any. Smelling the Cologne, the first customer said “Phew! Don’t put any of that on me. My wife will think I’ve been to a French whorehouse.”
The second customer then said “barber, you can put some of that cologne on me. My wife wouldn’t know what a French whorehouse smells like......”
“Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair” -George Burns
Funny jokes..
My wife says that I don’t listen to her - or something like that.
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