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Phonetic Punctuation (Victor Borge)
YouTube ^ | July 5, 2016 | Uploaded by Medbob

Posted on 11/04/2018 1:38:29 PM PST by EveningStar

Victor Borge once determined that our spoken word lacked the clarity of written prose, and suggested this remedy to help us get our message across verbally.

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KEYWORDS: phoneticpunctuation; victorborge
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This is one of Victor Borge's classic routines.
1 posted on 11/04/2018 1:38:29 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I was always partial to his “Inflationary Language.” ;-)


2 posted on 11/04/2018 1:51:09 PM PST by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: D_Idaho

Yes, that’s a fivegone conclusion.


3 posted on 11/04/2018 1:54:43 PM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: EveningStar

Brilliant comedian.


4 posted on 11/04/2018 1:55:23 PM PST by miss marmelstein
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To: D_Idaho
Victor Borge - Inflationary Language
5 posted on 11/04/2018 1:55:34 PM PST by EveningStar (I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
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To: EveningStar

That one still makes me laugh.

Brilliant.


6 posted on 11/04/2018 2:04:17 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: EveningStar

When I was much younger I had the privilege to watch him do it in person. Still laugh and enjoy it.


7 posted on 11/04/2018 2:08:17 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: EveningStar

Memories from my childhood,quality humor


8 posted on 11/04/2018 2:20:13 PM PST by Bell Bouy II
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To: EveningStar

Thanks for nice departure from the political.
Resisting Sunday afternoon before the election anxiety!


9 posted on 11/04/2018 2:28:45 PM PST by seenenuf (I miss my country.)
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To: EveningStar

first saw this on The Electric Company


10 posted on 11/04/2018 2:50:10 PM PST by SMGFan ( .)
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To: miss marmelstein

Pretty good piano player, too.


11 posted on 11/04/2018 2:56:54 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: EveningStar

My favourite Victor Borge line was the letter from the French hotel keeper describing, in less than perfect English, the charms of his ‘otel: “a French Widow in every bedroom”.


12 posted on 11/04/2018 3:12:51 PM PST by Mr Radical (In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
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To: EveningStar

I liked his, “adding one to wherever a number appears in a sentence” better than phonetic punctuation.

For example: Twice uptwo a time my friend and I went to play eleveniss. Classic! ;-)


13 posted on 11/04/2018 3:14:18 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Note to all foreigners: GET OUT and STAY OUT!)
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To: EveningStar; Mr Radical

Oops, just checked, the French Widows were from Gerard Hoffnung’s “Letters from Tyrolean Landlords”!


14 posted on 11/04/2018 3:22:57 PM PST by Mr Radical (In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act)
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To: EveningStar

I saw him live at the Mosque (what the venue was called then...) in Richmond, VA in the early 80s. Brilliant performer.


15 posted on 11/04/2018 3:23:50 PM PST by bwest
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To: EveningStar

A very clever stand-up bit, he was ahead of his times....


16 posted on 11/04/2018 3:33:47 PM PST by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

See post #5.


17 posted on 11/04/2018 3:52:28 PM PST by EveningStar (I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
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To: seenenuf

So nice to see you after all these years. :)


18 posted on 11/04/2018 3:55:23 PM PST by EveningStar (I am a Non-Cultist Trump Supporter.)
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To: EveningStar

Never saw it before! Thanks for posting. That his hilarious!

But, is it REALLY comedy? There are no f-bombs. How can it possibly be funny without f-bombs?


19 posted on 11/04/2018 3:56:58 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: EveningStar

My favorite one was after LBJ picked up his dog’s ears during an interview, Victor said during one of his shows that LBJ came back stage, picked him up by his ears and told him he was a Great Dane.


20 posted on 11/04/2018 4:00:34 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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