no kidding. Why give up the senior discounts and the senior tees ?
This moron will have to return his pension benefits after the ‘age change’, will he not?
If he went the transgender route instead, wouldn’t he forever be 29 anyway?
I like the idea.
Why not also change one’s species?
I’m not a human, I’m a Tursiops truncatus (bottlenose dolphin).
use hair dye
You can’t turn the clock back...
All crooks can become juvenile offenders.
Be eligible to go back to school.
A pedo’s biggest dream. Hey- I am only 10.
I am too young for the draft.
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On the Flip side...
Hey I am old enough to drive
Old enough to drink
Give me my social security already
There are obvious reasons why this is just insane and cannot be tolerated.
Transgenerational
Ah hell, guy. Why don’t you ask to change your name and gender to that of “Dutch Oven”? Go for it bro. You’d make the Guinness Book of Records if they could stop laughing long enough to enter it.
Otherwise, you could change your identification to be a “Holland Dyke”.
I would think it wiser for a 49 year old to change his age to 69 so he can start collecting full Social Security benefits.
Last year he successfully sued to lower his I.Q.
“c-r-a-z-y”
No crazier than transgenderism.
If he becomes legally 49 years old, what happens to his pension?
He could claim anything he wants. He looks 69
This actually made Fox “News” last night.
Gotta agree with the guy though. I’d like to be 24 again.
As logical as “changing” one’s sex.
It is insanity. It’s impossible to change one’s sex. Obviously the date of birth is what it is. I say to him, go for it! and if you don’t like your “age” you can change it again.
Also, you can “change” to a cat if you don’t like being human.