Posted on 01/23/2019 5:41:49 AM PST by simpson96
Edited on 01/23/2019 11:27:22 AM PST by Jim Robinson. [history]
Sulfuric acid.
Given enough $$$ and time, (as in, no need to hold down a job, do one’s own housework, etc) any woman can look better than she might otherwise.
I can’t say that I’ve paid any particular attention to Mrs. Obama’s complexion. Whatever her skin may look like is usually overshadowed by the ridiculousness of her clothes.
‘But it’s a miracle that some of her skincare products even made it past Secret Service. “There are times when I’m mixing up bespoke serums or potions that show up to her door with no name in little strange pots,” Brodeur said. “There’s a trust there.””
Noted.
And for a follow up we learn the secrets behind R Buzzy’s amazing cancer operation which no ordinary citizen would get ... money, more money, and status ... then there is the follow up on Hillary Clinton’s amazing escape from the law ... money, more money, and status ...
Lives of the rich, powerful political elite ... so predictable.
Wow. I was going to guess Photoshop.
In all fairness, Wookie’s need their pinup girl too.
The one who creeps me out is that Wendy “I want to be white” Williams. She’s the blonde black chick that must have been dunked in a bleach barrel........
But I left it at that.There are lots of well maintained,well groomed women in this country.Why should care about any particular one?
IOW,I couldn't care less how good,or bad,Michelle My Belle might look.
“Media still trying to convince us she’s beautiful and glamorous.”
That’s so 2016. Big Media wants us to know the Fraud’s “wife” is more beautiful than Melania.
After all, who has more recent magrag covers?
My moonbat sister has been screaming for him to run since BJ’s wife lost.
Dear Evil Media,
Michelle Obama is f***ing hideous.
On a scale of 1-10, he, she, it, zir, or whatever the Hell it is, is a solid zero.
There is nothing about Michelle Obama that is even in the remotest way attractive.
Michelle Obama is repugnant, and you all look like fools cleaning its rear end with your noses.
Black man bad...
“There are times when I’m mixing up bespoke serums or potions that show up to her door with no name in little strange pots,”
Wolfbane? Deadly Night Shade? Blood of the Innocent?
There’s an instagram filter for that
And for the record, today’s movies are shot on video and ‘instagramed’ in post production
50 Gallons per Square Inch recommended for best coverage.
50 Gallons per Square Inch recommended for best coverage.
“There are times when I’m mixing up bespoke serums or potions...”
Better known as Photoshop blur/smudge/clone tools.
I have a lady friend who assists a plastic surgeon. I’d like to ask her what has been done between those two pictures.
I’d call her a “Whited Sepulchre” but she’d take offense to the “white” part.
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