Toilet tosser trapped in Illinois, police say

Cox Media via WPXI ^ | February 22, 2019 | Ann Smajstrla

[SpaceBar]

America’s urban streets, thanks largely to liberal/left policies, are filled to the rafters with the mentally disturbed, and when one goes off like an atom of plutonium, the media starts wringing its hands and tries to ‘explain’ it.

[gundog]

You can take a man out of Florida....

[the OlLine Rebel]

Curse him for destroying a good old toilet. If at least 3gal, that is worth something. Would kill for pre-PC toilets!

[dfwgator]

It better not have been a “Ferguson”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL2YRDzpTL4

[sparklite2]

Not in Florida. We do pink flamingos.
Alabama does cars-up-on-cinder-blocks.
If anyone does toilets, it’s Mississippi.

[piasa]

East St. Louis has toilets?

Of course it does. Now copper pipes are another matter. They are chronically short of copper pipes.

[Fiji Hill]

Why would someone from Daytona Beach move to East St. Louis?

[litehaus]

From Kennedy Era “Americas Finest City” to scum bucket capital of the world....Chicago South, but NO white people..

[sparklite2]

I had a National Lampoon Vacation moment in East St. Louis.
It’s all true, and worse.

[Responsibility2nd]

Ahh. This story reminds me of the thief who stole every last toilet in the Police Station.

A mystery. The police had “nothing to go on”.

[Lady Heron]

East St. Louis, the only place in the Us I had a police officer stop me and tell me to run every red light to the highway because I did not belong there.

[Calvin Locke]

My first thought was that I hoped it wasn’t a 3.5 gallon toilet. That would be a waste.

My second thought is that he’s an artiste, getting ideas for a “Dunham Atomicus” with Lena Dunham sitting in water, eating a cat, with flying toilets and cakes in the foreground. /Philippe Halsman

[ETL]

"Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go"

[fruser1]

Florida man took over right after Area Man died. A master criminal that also happened to like geometry and calculus.

[SkyDancer]

Don’t know which is worse: being trapped in a toilet or being trapped in Illinois.

[Hot Tabasco]

an intact high volume toilet, i would have bought it from him.........

[ShadowAce]

East St. Louis has toilets?

Yes, but most people call them "alleys."

[ShadowAce]

Why would someone from Daytona Beach move to East St. Louis?

For the scenery, of course.

duh.

[ShadowAce]

Don’t know which is worse: being trapped in a toilet or being trapped in Illinois.

Pretty much the same thing--if the toilet has been used.

[NonValueAdded]

♫ sitting on a pot near the bank
watching the time flush away ♫