Posted on 04/15/2019 9:21:36 AM PDT by OddLane
Deep in the heart of the American Southwest, final preparations are being made for a highly anticipated annual tradition: The Christian Denominational Hunger Games, an event intended to ease tensions between various Christian traditions and satiate interdenominational bloodlust.
One male and one female volunteer participates from each faith tradition, though if no one steps forward, an able-bodied warrior is chosen by force. The participants train for months before finally stepping into the arena, ready to fight to the death...
Ah if it were only that easy.
Hunger games? Like fasting for Lent?
One male and one female? That is bigoted and antiquated.
What about a hulking male who identifies as a female?
lol.
I think that’s the United Church of Christ’s entrant.
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