[Boomer]

I wonder if they can be transplanted to Chicago to reduce their high population of rats; four and two legged kind. A kind of test bed for the rest of the country. The four legged kind at least have a place in the ecology. Not sure I can say the same about the 2 legged kind.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-once-again-tops-list-of-rattiest-cities-in-us-563294071.html

[kaehurowing]

We need to let some lose in the House of Representatives.

[dfwgator]

Death By Monkeys!

[Openurmind]

The vegetarians are full of crap. There are quite a few primates that eat meat. A couple species even eat shellfish as a regular diet.

[Carriage Hill]

Importing them to places where they have no natural predators won’t end well. Our stream/rivers/lakes are full of fish decimating the natural species, as our forests are full of insects and disease, from other countries, decimating our trees.

The 2-legged can be dealt with a bullet, by a “Star Chamber” decree. Maggots and buzzards gotta eat, too.

[cyclotic]

Baltimore

[JohnnyP]

They should avoid the giant rat of Sumatra.

[PROCON]

There's only one thing worse than a killer monkey and that's a greedy killer monkey.

Baltimore has plenty of rats.

Send them there.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Sumatran Rat Monkeys!

[wildcard_redneck]

If rat crap grosses you out then monkey crap will be even worse. Monkey feces is like human feces - totally gross. Also sometimes the monkeys throw shit at you which a rat cannot do.

[Perseverando]

American democ-Rats probably would be safe. They would probably taste like old buzzards to them.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Definitely a thread that is better without pictures.

[VietVet876]

Show me some monkeys who manage to cook the rats before eating them and then I’ll be impressed.

[Hot Tabasco]

the hungry predators could be used as pest control.

Don't even think about it......monkeys are evil liars and can't be trusted.....

[StormEye]

Not surprised. I was at the National Zoo in Wash. DC and
was watching those colorful little tree monkeys from
I think South America. Little animals, but amusing to watch.
Then one of them came down from a really high perch on
an artificial tree; all the way down to the floor and
suddenly grabbed a mouse that was scurrying around trying
to get out of the monkey cage.

The little monkey then bit off the mouse's head and started
to eat it. The monkey then climbed back up the "tree"
and started to chow down on the rest of the mouse.
Monkeys aren't the amusing cute critters people
think they are.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Vegans are not pleased.

[Paal Gulli]

Much to PETA’s dismay, most mammals have a gene that gives them taste buds that find the taste of meat pleasurable. It’s a trait that fosters survival because meat is a higher source of energy than plant matter. The panda bear is one of the few exceptions. It entirely lost the ability to taste meat about 4 million years ago, reducing it entirely to vegetarianism. So now it has to spend 18 hours a day gnawing on bamboo to get enough calories to survive.

Meat’s better. Especially with a little garlic, lemon pepper and Worcestershire.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Were these Greedy Killer Monkeys from West Mifflin, Pennsylvania?