Posted on 12/05/2019 12:50:46 PM PST by blueunicorn6
Joe Biden got mad at a guy today and challenged him to a push-up contest.
What else will cranky old Joe Challenge someone to do?
He’s going to challenge a guy to see who can sniff his own crack.
Rembering whether he is in Iowa or Ohio or Ohiowa.
putting his boxer shorts on frontwards.
a cloud yelling contest
Lest see he touches women and girls inappropriately, he smells their hair, he lets black kids play with blonde hair on his legs and sit on his lap, what else could their possibly be?
Cranky old Joe.....
“You want to know about Ukraine?
Well, how about a pie eating contest!
I can eat more pie than any three guys put together!
Pumpkin.....apple.....Garbanzo beans.....any kind of pie!
And put gravy on it, too!”
The way to get to crazy joe is mention his crack addict son, the second you mention him he goes off
Putting on his socks
I think crack sniffing is more up Hunter’s alley.
Breathing on his own, without someone counting cadence to remind him?
“My leg hair is longer than yours!”
Joe Biden’s next challenge?
Tying his shoes.
“Yeah! Well I challenge you to a rope-skipping duel! Let’s see if you’re man enough for that!
Here’s my rope! Let’s skip!”
“That’s a napkin.”
“No it’s not! It’s a jump rope! See! I’ll show you!”
CRASH!!!
“Trump must have broken my jump rope!”
All the democrats with any say in things know Joe can even screw up taking the fifth. Some Republican will trigger Biden's BS yarn gland and that'll be it, he'll screw up and then be expected to answer questions.
And that's not even considering the fact that they could bait him with a class full of ten year old school girls sitting in the audience.
Depends...
When did you know the Prosecutor you had fired was investigating Burisma and your son??
When did you learn Burisma was involved in some shady deals and being investigated by Ukraine Authorities??
Were you or your staff notified that Hunter working for Burisma looked bad and hinted at corruption??
Are there ANY real Reporters left?
(His favorite pet name for all these pushup babes is "Corn Pop".)
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