Posted on 12/11/2019 5:25:15 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
Edited on 12/11/2019 5:56:19 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
A Southern California woman punched a mountain lion Thursday and tried to pry its jaws open to save her dog from an attack in her backyard, officials said.
The unidentified woman suffered a minor cut after the mountain lion attacked her miniature Schnauzer in the city of Simi Valley near Los Angeles, police Sgt. Keith Eisenhour told KNBC-TV.
That’s a long reach-around on a big cat!
Ok. I’ll play along, you got your dog free and your lounging in your back yard with the middle finger of one hand up a mountain lion’s bunghole. What? Pray tell me is next? If you’ve done this post pictures. Oh and does this work on grizzlies?
Ronald Reagan choose to put his Presidential Library in Simi Valley...
Not if you grab it by the ‘nads first and yank hard. LOL
As Bill Engvall says “there’s only one way to test that”. Hold ma beer.
“If you decide not to do the smart thing and don’t have a firearm the next smartest thing to do is take a flay knife (which every kitchen knife set has but few people ever use, so it is most likely still sharp) and cut the tendons behind the lion’s jaw to release the dog.”
Yes, that would be real smart.
Well it’s just Idaho asking. We got a few varmits. Bear crap smells and the grizzly leaves a bit bigger stool. If you smell oily cow like smell, it’s elk. If you smell sour dead animals it’s probably bears. If it’s rolling over logs and wuffing your too close. If it stands up and is tall as you, shoot the one with you in the foot and run. Get help and go back. The big pile of bear crap with the watch is your friend. Scoop it up and take it to his next of kin. Singing “guess who died in the woods today. Doo Daa” is up to you. :)
If it’s a brown muffin, keep an eye open. If it looks like it’s covered in cracked black leather, it’s a day old. If it looks like a squashed dress shoe and even the flies won’t touch it, that bear is long gone.
I had Dobermans for many years,,, so I can’t click on that link...
OK
that made me LOL
well played, Sir!
TY, sir. Hillbilly Logic. Maybe not the most prudent, but time-tested. The proof of the pudding is in the number of limbs missing. LOL!
First rate humor.Probably would work too, but have really great running shoes on! Have to make a fast get away after pissin’ the cougar off like that.
LOL
Umm..that link is to a Dave Chappell routine.
Well, as sort of a corollary, we have another saying back home: you’d have better luck trying to sandpaper a wildcat’s ass than mess with me and mine. In this particular instance, that goes for the cat, too.
Smarter than punching a mountain lion.
According to:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_cougar_attacks_in_North_America
two women and one man have been killed by mountain lions in California since 1990, when California mountain lions were protected.
Heartless? She’s a near contender for a Darwin Award.
Simi Valley about 15 years ago polled the most conservative city in the country. There has been a lot that has left I’m sure
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