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How ‘Cats’ Became A Calamity At The Box Office With $6.5M Opening
Deadline ^ | December 22, 2019 | Anthony D'Alessandro

Posted on 12/22/2019 11:54:41 AM PST by EdnaMode

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To: Chickensoup

That’s always been Webber’s thing. Don’t need a story if the songs POP. It’s why the critics hate him.


41 posted on 12/22/2019 1:39:14 PM PST by discostu (I know that's a bummer baby, but it's got precious little to do with me)
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To: DouglasKC

Taylor doesn’t even sing the signature song, Memories. That is sung by Jennifer Hudson and she does a terrible job of it. My wife is a fan of the music so I downloaded the soundtrack for her (for free, of course). She said it was mediocre compared to the original album and she told me not to bother downloading the video when it becomes available.


42 posted on 12/22/2019 1:40:50 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: EdnaMode
It was doomed to fail, as this analysis shows:

Hence in hindsight the realization is that Cats is less accessible to mass audiences than Mamma Mia, which first was grounded in some earthly humanity and had the added value of the ABBA music canon on its side, much like Bohemian Rhapsody, which also had a thin plot, but was bolstered by the Queen songs.

Another thing about the critical response is that Lloyd Webber even by theater critics has continually gotten kicked in the pants for his bubble gum fare on stage, catchy songs and lack of plot. Even New York Times theater critic Frank Rich in his Broadway review of Cats back in 1982 exclaimed “if you blink, you’ll miss the plot.”

43 posted on 12/22/2019 1:41:11 PM PST by nwrep
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To: dp0622

Phantom’s good to go. I had the privilege of playing tuba on that one.


44 posted on 12/22/2019 1:43:34 PM PST by real saxophonist (Never let Sean Connery teach your dog to Sit!)
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To: real saxophonist

COOL


45 posted on 12/22/2019 1:44:32 PM PST by dp0622 (Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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To: discostu

Some of the songs are decent but there isn’t much story to it, as far as I could tell. I don’t think it translates well to the silver screen.


46 posted on 12/22/2019 1:47:06 PM PST by scrabblehack
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To: EdnaMode
I think a big reason for the flop is that they took too long to make a movie out of it. I saw Cats live on the London stage back in the early 80's. I was on a theater tour and Cats was part of the tour because it was such a hit at the time. I didn't care much for it, but I do think they did a good job of making a show out of Eliot's poems. Even though it was not my cup of tea, it took the world by storm and Streisand had that monster hit with Memory from the show.

They also took too long to film Evita and Phantom of the Opera. They should have filmed Phantom when Sarah Brightman was young enough to star in it and Michael Crawford could have played the Phantom.

My Fair Lady opened in 1958 on Broadway and was filmed with one of its stage stars in 1964. It's now almost 30 years since Cats opened in London. That is too long for people to be excited about a film of a musical. And that's not even going into the problems of trying to film something that is as stagy and stylized as Cats.

47 posted on 12/22/2019 1:49:29 PM PST by Sans-Culotte (With every passing day, I am a little bit gladder that Romney lost in 2012.)
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To: Mozilla

CBS earlier this month before Cats and Bombshell came out picked The Haunting of Sharon Tate starring Gossip Girl, Younger and Lizzie McGuire star Hillary Duff as worst movie but had a detailed list of bad films from this year.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/pictures/the-worst-movies-of-2019/


48 posted on 12/22/2019 1:51:30 PM PST by Mozilla (Truth Is Stranger than Fiction)
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To: raccoonradio

The new version they will make it better. Not!

It sad they are spending more money to fix this turd.


49 posted on 12/22/2019 1:52:15 PM PST by moviefan8
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To: dp0622

It’s fun filling up the theater with those big bottom notes.


50 posted on 12/22/2019 1:52:19 PM PST by real saxophonist (Never let Sean Connery teach your dog to Sit!)
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To: EdnaMode
Taylor Swift went full SJW for this.

And she’s been rewarded her first commercial failure.

51 posted on 12/22/2019 1:52:34 PM PST by Drew68
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To: KC_Lion

Tay ping


52 posted on 12/22/2019 1:54:02 PM PST by Drew68
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To: ctdonath2

That’s a thing of beauty.


53 posted on 12/22/2019 1:54:35 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Dilbert San Diego

What you are seeing in Hollywood these days, are people who are very good at gaining control of organizations, but once in control have no idea about how to create products real people want.


54 posted on 12/22/2019 2:08:52 PM PST by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others.)
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To: SauronOfMordor

“What you are seeing in Hollywood these days, are people who are very good at gaining control of organizations, but once in control have no idea about how to create products real people want.”

Exactly. Louis B. Mayer, DeMille, Goldwyn, etc., knew what the audiences wanted and gave it to them. Now, it’s international conglomerates (partly owned by China and Japan) who expect every movie to be a blockbuster and earn half a billion — forget the story, just throw in a lot of CGI and big name stars...


55 posted on 12/22/2019 2:14:46 PM PST by CondorFlight
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To: bluerose
"... Taylor Swift will now play the victim, again, and blame white males for the movie’s failure..."

Heh, you say that like it's a bad thing...:)

I wish I could take credit for it!

56 posted on 12/22/2019 2:15:09 PM PST by rlmorel (Finding middle ground with tyranny or evil makes you either a tyrant or evil. Often both.)
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To: EdnaMode
Gee, crap sandwiches aren't selling like they used to.

Go figure.

Note to Hollyweird: My offer to go through your slush piles is still open! 😄

57 posted on 12/22/2019 2:16:22 PM PST by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: discostu

Cats was an excellent Broadway production in NYC. It is based on lighthearted poems of TS Eliott an American/English poet. The Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats

The theater was decorated as a wrap around junk yard! The dancers were the very best. They performed on a swept stage which was at an incline towards the audience. (The original Grizabella blew out her Achille’s tendon.) They built an hydraulic lift into the stage for the elevation into the Heavyside Lair. The had to be graceful and quite atheltic.

The costumes were amazing! They used Yak hair for the wigs, which had to be custom made for each performer and glued on so as not to fly off during dances. I went several times and every time I would fall in love with one of the beautiful young ladies who graced the stage!


58 posted on 12/22/2019 2:17:31 PM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: x

They couldn’t find any real cats to play the parts? Cultural appropriation!


59 posted on 12/22/2019 2:20:22 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: EdnaMode

Inasmuch as there is a PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE DVD of the actual Broadway musical available (It’s been available for over a decade at least.), I don’t see a reason for a “remake”.

Fwiw, our family owns the DVD, as it’s my daughter’s favorite Broadway play.

Yours, TMN78247


60 posted on 12/22/2019 2:45:25 PM PST by TMN78247 ("VICTORY or DEATH", William Barrett Travis, LtCol, comdt., Fortress of the Alamo, Bejar, 1836)
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