Buy a pizza, get a free roll of toilet paper (Ohio)

Cleveland.com ^ | 03/21/2020 | Jeff Piorkowski

[IndyTiger]

Tasty Pizza in Lyndhurst is offering a free roll of toilet paper and a large plain pizza to anyone who buys an extra-large pizza. The promotion, which the owner undertook to help the business' many loyal customers during a difficult time, has been well-received.

[IndyTiger]

Creative way to sell pizzas.

[ronniesgal]

we used to get pizza there in high school (74)

[2banana]

“What goes in must come out” special?

[Viking2002]

Between the connection and the pizza parlor name, I’m not sure it’s gonna project the image they want. LOL

[dfwgator]

LOL, with their pizza you’re gonna need toilet paper.

[Truth29]

How did he get that much TP. Asking for a friend.

[dragnet2]

Creative way to sell pizzas?

All while adding to the panic hoarding. No doubt this company were some of the same one's who were hoarding the stuff at Walmart/Costco etc, to benefit themselves.

They should have just dropped the price of their pizza a bit, instead of buying up cases of TP in the hopes to sell more pizza.

[max americana]

Pizza hut has a cheap promotion for medium pizza 2 weeks ago and I had the runs. You don’t need toilet paper but tums.

[max americana]

Costco. I was in line at this filipino store this noon for rice and the nurses told me. I couldn’t find rice in LA.

[wildcard_redneck]

Every American has so many old clothes that they will never wear again that they should not freak out. Just take those old shirts, cut them into small squares, put a little water on them, and wipe your chicken-shit ass. Quit being a bunch of pussies.

[dfwgator]

[dp0622]

What the hell is in that pizza that you need a roll of toilet paper right afterwards ?

[dp0622]

Lol

You sure you’re a redneck and not Italian? :)

We’d love to have you move here :)

[ETCM]

At any other time, this would be a terrible promotion. But right now, brilliant.

[SuperLuminal]

Hope it isn’t because of something wrong with their pizza.../s

[ArcadeQuarters]

Sell the toilet paper and buy 20 more pizzas with the profit.

[the OlLine Rebel]

I wish they’d do that here.

We’ve been in various stores/shops for the last week since the virtual shut-down, and NOT ONCE have we seen any TP. All other items, I’ve seen, albeit sometimes they were sold out too. But NEVER have I seen TP.

We are OK on it, but if these crazy people don’t stop hoarding, we’ll be done before too long.

I figured by now the hoarders would stop. But they sell out as soon as they get it.

I’d like to buy some now, mostly as assurance against these fools who somehow need so much and have plenty space to store it!

[cdcdawg]

What’s it going to look like when things start to get weird?

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Nope - businesses & institutions will have their own commercial supply chain. The "John Wayne" or the flimsy stuff that breaks right down, depending on need of application - comes packed loose in big cardboard boxes. Friends have a porta-potty business and they are not wanting for TP, though it's the flimsy stuff that breaks right apart when wet. They'll share if need be, but I'm well set with good stuff already, long before the crazy broke loose.

 

 

[rrrod]

Love my fellow Americans.