[ConservativeStatement]

We went from "I Want to Hold Your Hand" to “Six Feet Saves Lives.”

[2banana]

Your papers please...

[CMSMC]

Any different than the Islamic religious police?

[jughandle]

Right now the boardwalks have tape and barricades at access points. We can’t use them.

[eyeamok]

Yopur Future, Welcome to America!!

[mylife]

So that’s an ambassador!

[jz638]

I can’t wait for the Karens across America to tell us how much they believe in the proven science when they find out how flimsy the research was that started the whole six feet and wear a mask bit was.

[ConservativeInPA]

This is one person that will not be visiting NJ. Easy for me to say, because I never plan to go to NJ, but now I have one more reason and I didn’t have to looking for it. Completely unrelated ... Last night, I went looking for best states to operate a business from a tax perspective. New Jersey was dead last.

[I want the USA back]

Sure. Giving things a nice name doesn’t change what they are. “Ambassadors.” Yup. And “I’m from the government and I’m here to help you” is the biggest lie of all.

[nwrep]

Welcome to the Vice Squad, Iran style:

[Renegade]

What a friggin waste of $$

[OpusatFR]

Covid Commissars

[Boomer]

So they’re calling America’s new Gestapo; “ambassadors”?

Interesting.

Lipstick on a pig is still a pig.

[TLI]

“Social distancing ambassadors” will be prowling popular New Jersey boardwalks this summer

Perhaps the "ambassadors" will receive a bit of "diplomatic mail."

At some point the progs will need to be stopped or they will be running around with six foot measuring sticks and a pistol...

.

[taxcontrol]

“Are you a law enforcement officer, operating in your official capacity?”

No?

Then 1) You have no authority over me and 2) I am going to continue to do as I please.

[dead]

The Karen Army can expect to be greeted with flip-flop prints on their fat suburban asses.

[CodeToad]

There are far too many people invested in keeping this alive. If a governor came out and said people should stand on one leg and cluck like a chicken, they would do it.

“Before entering any retail store, school building, or government office, please stand on one leg to show you have balance, something someone with the virus may not be able to do. Then, cluck like a chicken to show that you don’t have a sore throat.”

I swear we’d have parking lots full of clucking soccer moms and homosexuals that love being part of the crowd, total acceptance. It would be the line dancing and pride parade of the virus age.

[Songcraft]

"The teams will be dispatched donning special vests..."

[pepsi_junkie]

Job Posting: “Karens needed! Hiring immediately!”

[G Larry]

I can’t wait for my first encounter with the Gestapo.....

[mewzilla]

Will someone explain something to me...

Lately I’ve seem a lot of public construction workers doing their outdoor jobs without masks or social distancing.

If construction workers can do that outdoors, why can’t people use a beach or a boardwalk?