Did we skip the Murder Hornets?

[Jeff Chandler]

It feels like we skipped the Murder Hornets.

[wally_bert]

That’s a new one.

Thank you.

I’ll stick with the classic version with the skipper, Della Street, and big Jeep Cherokee Chief.

[LostInBayport]

That actually made me laugh. Thank you.

[BBQToadRibs]

Spending most my time in ND and MN, I have zero fear of Murder Hornets. The mosquitoes have firmly claimed this area as their turf and are the apex pest. And I don’t think the Murder Hornets have it in them to take on our -30 winters.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

They are vulnerable to the Wuhan virus and the rest of them got killed off during the riots.

[DannyTN]

"I was stung by a strange wasp back in January, so I’m pretty sure I already had murder hornets....😊"

LOL

[Jeff Chandler]

Let's format that:

Due to the unforeseen
re-opening of our economy,
the October Riots have been
moved up to June.
We apologize for any
inconvenience.

[EvilCapitalist]

They’ll be later. Next will be the “Blood sucking monkeys from West Mifflin, PA.”

[EvilCapitalist]

Mynd you, Moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.

[Pollard]

I hope they make a vaccine for murder hornets soon.

[Ellendra]

Too bad, I was kind of hoping to see what happens when rioters disturb a murder hornet nest.

[Vermont Lt]

I had a chipmunk in my garage. “Had” being the operative tense.

[real saxophonist]

[LibWhacker]

[lee martell]

Oops! I meant PUBIC, not public.
There is a big difference tween the two words.

[zipper]

I saw a bevy of murder hornets at a BLM rally I attended.

The BLM people wouldn’t let the murder hornet queen speak, because the hornets have stripes, both black and yellow, so they can’t be trusted to be “down with the struggle” since they can’t be seen as pure black.

But later that night during curfew, at the peaceful looting rally the murder hornets were as adept at peaceful looting of big-screen TV’s as anyone else with street cred. In fact, I would say they are unquestioningly qualified to become second-tier BLM members after sucker-stinging a 75-year old white woman seen interfering with the peaceful looters by trying to defend her racist, oppressive coffee shop.

[Jeff Chandler]

There is a big difference tween the two words.

Not for Democrats.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

 

 

[Trueblackman]

Only problem with this Murder Hornet is that it burns up half its gas waiting to be catted off the carrier, trust me on this one.

[lapsus calami]