Posted on 07/03/2020 3:35:53 AM PDT by xp38
SEATTLE, WA—There's a hot new tourist destination this summer: the ancient ruins of CHAZ/CHOP in present-day Seattle.
The ancient country was once a bustling center of commerce and trade, its chief export being outrage and its chief import being everything needed to survive like food, shelter, and water.
"Look at the remains of this ancient, primitive civilization -- it's quite fascinating," said one woman as she pointed to a sea of abandoned tents. "They seem to have nearly discovered the secret of fire. Though it appears they used it mainly to light up these bongs over here."
A tour guide led vacationers through historic sites like the place where Warlord Raz Simone was coronated and several crime scenes police weren't able to get to in time because they weren't allowed in.
Remains of the country's once-great wall are a highlight of any visit to ancient CHAZ. You can still make out primitive scrawlings on the wall reading things like "DEFUND THE POLICE" and "PEACEFUL ZONE -- COPS DON'T COME IN HERE OR WE'LL KILL YOU."
"It's almost like they were trying to communicate -- interesting."
If I happened to visit that place then I would wear a mask and a full hazmat suit with an separate air supply and be armed as well.
I wonder what happened to the segregated victory gardens.
It did not supply the needed victory. :)
Was the place where they were trying to grow Burger King Impossible veggie burgers, wrapped in cardboard, on the tour?
I’m still at step one. why did the delusionals who have brought all the destruction and deaths name what they have been doig after Chaz Bono?
Newly discovered ancient ruins ping...
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The people in question are not tourists, they are fools.
Seattle will take decades to recover. Some will never rcover
"Keep digging boys! In sure there's a golden sarcophagus in there somewhere!"
Babylon Bee, more accurate than the NY Times
Check the source more carefully before you get too upset by this.
Ozymandias
Percy Bysshe Shelley - 1792-1822
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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Warlord Raz Simone, we hardly knew thee.
Thouest’s 15 minutes of fame flighted by so swiftly.
When I first read that I thought no way; who’d want to come to Detroit on the Sound? Then I saw it was from BB. Great Job!
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