RULE 5: “Widicule is man’s most potent weapon.”
Posted on 01/05/2021 11:27:57 AM PST by mmichaels1970
U.S.—Kamala Harris chuckles as she tells the story. Not the chuckle of an insincere politician making up a story to appeal to her base, but the chuckle of a warm, loving woman. The kind of chuckle you would chuckle while hanging out with your family or locking up non-violent drug offenders for decades.
She recalled in her interview with The Babylon Bee how as a little girl she helped slaves escape to the North on the "undewgwound wailwoad." (Did we mention how warm and sincere she was? It was like talking to your best bud).
"My parents were pushing me in a stroller," she says, cackling -- no, chuckling -- "and I must have gotten loose somehow." (At the time, there weren't any safety regulations on strollers, so this is not her parents' fault, just to be clear). "Anyway, I wandered away down to the Deep South and began helping slaves get to the free states. When my parents found me years later, they were understandably upset. They said, 'Kamala! What are you doing!?'"
She chuckled again.
"I replied, 'I'm hewping swaves escape on da undewground wailwoad, mommy!'" Harris then revealed that one of the slaves she helped escape grew up to be none other than Albert Einstein.
Harris, with her likable laugh and authentic demeanor, went on to tell the story of how she helped "Abwaham Winkon" draft the "Emancipation Pwocwamation" and how she refused to give up her seat on a bus, launching the "Civil wights" movement.
It’s Twoo, it’s Twoo!!
When I was 3,I woke up one morning and started yelling over and over ORANGE MAN WINS,2016.....My parent had no idea what I was talking about.....
Be vewy vewy qwiet..I’m saving swaves.
Uh, shouldn’t it be “swaves” not slaves? Just sayin’. 😂🙌
She also waunched snoop dogs caweer when she was twee...
Someone needs to advise Commie-La that underneath Willie Brown's Desk is not part of the Underground Railroad.
OMG, that didn’t take long!
Hilarious.
“Baby, I am not from Havana!”
What a woman......Didn’t you know she also flew into Kosovo in a commandeered Wright Flyer while taking Gattling Gun Fire....
Was there even a wailwoad where she was bown? Will there be wailwoads in America after the Biden administwation?
Don’t give dat Ho no ideas.
Bawack Obama doesn’t remember the Pentagon bombing by his fwiend Billy (Ayers) because Bawwy was ownwy a wittle kid at the time.
Never heard about the Weather Underground until the 2008 election.
Never mind that, what brand of hot sauce does she carry in her purse?
From India and from her plantation in Jamaica.
😂😂😂
Damn! She looks great for 170! (No libs, I don’t mean her IQ. You can tell because I used a number with three digits).
RULE 5: “Widicule is man’s most potent weapon.”
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