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January 6 Witnesses Given Emmy Awards For Outstanding Performances
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 30, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/02/2021 8:51:03 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—All the witnesses who have testified before the January 6 Committee were given honorary Emmy awards this week for their outstanding performances pretending to cry for dramatic effect.

"Look at the way they are able to cry on command -- so realistic!" said one member of the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences upon reviewing the tearful performances. "These folks have a bright career ahead of them. The Hallmark Channel is always looking for new talent, as they have about 6,000 Christmas movies to make before November."

"Keep an eye on these actors -- they're hot, hot, hot!"

While most praised the awards, others criticized the move, saying that Senator Cory Booker and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are "far more deserving" of the recognition.

Trump was also given an Emmy Award for his excellent work still pretending that he won the election.


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: awards; january6; performances; testimony
Trump was also given an Emmy Award for his excellent work still pretending that he won the election.

Ouch!

1 posted on 08/02/2021 8:51:03 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Adam Kinzinger’s award was later taken away from him when it was discovered that he was simply pregnant.

DANG!


2 posted on 08/02/2021 8:51:49 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Watch: Congressman Adam Kinzinger Wins the Best Actor Award
https://rumble.com/vkft0n-congressman-adam-kinzinger-wins-the-best-actor-award.html


3 posted on 08/02/2021 9:01:54 AM PDT by janetjanet998
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Lol, he may not have won the electoral college vote, but he did win the election in a landslide, and I’m confident history will prove that statement 100% correct.


4 posted on 08/02/2021 9:05:32 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

“Lol, he may not have won the electoral college vote, but he did win the election in a landslide, and I’m confident history will prove that statement 100% correct.”

Trump is the ultimate salesman. He creates his own reality, then sells that reality to the public.

The “Big Steal of 2020” doesn’t have to be proven in court. This foolish nonsense will have no relevance for the 2022 & 2024 elections, except for people with a judicial mindset.

The “corrupt bargain” of 1824 wasn’t proven in court. It didn’t matter one bit. Jackson destroyed Adams in 1828.

The corrupt bargain of 1876 wasn’t proven in court. However, Federal troops left the South “all the same,” without a writ from some court.

The Trump era isn’t over. In fact his opponents just extended for 7.5 years.


5 posted on 08/02/2021 9:40:52 AM PDT by unclebankster (Globalism is the last refuge of a scoundrel)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If they release it as a book on tape they can qualify for Grammys like Barack Obama won.


6 posted on 08/02/2021 10:29:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Too bad about the disappearance of a word applied to Christine Blasey Ford (Kavanaugh) here:

Hypersnivilating.


7 posted on 08/02/2021 1:36:59 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell (CharlesOConnell)
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To: CharlesOConnell

Where does she live now? In a lavish fun house with plenty of doors?


8 posted on 08/02/2021 1:41:30 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"All the witnesses who have testified before the January 6 Committee were given honorary Emmy awards this week for their outstanding performances pretending to cry for dramatic effect."


9 posted on 08/02/2021 9:16:00 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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