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Red Light!
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| 9/11/2021
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Posted on 09/11/2021 5:27:01 AM PDT by sodpoodle
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man ... that coulda been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: outstanding; seriously
almost funny;)
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:27:01 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Oldie but still hystericaly funny.
To: sodpoodle
Funny. It is nice to lighten up occasionally.
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:35:03 AM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
(The crowd was chanting "Death to America", but they were a mostly friendly crowd.)
To: sodpoodle
Didn’t see that coming.
Neither did they!
A good one
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:37:06 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:44:18 AM PDT
by
Haddit
To: sodpoodle
Last thing on their mind.
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:52:33 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Bonemaker; sodpoodle
I was going to be a truckdriver once upon a time. My wife was very excited and very supportive...until she found out that when I said I wanted to get a new Peterbilt I was talking about a truck.
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posted on
09/11/2021 5:58:26 AM PDT
by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: sodpoodle
Joe Biden used to drive an 18-wheeler.
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:04:13 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: gundog
One of his staff said yesterday that Joe would run over the governors...
To: Tennessee Nana
I got no problem with him running over mine.
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:20:07 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: sodpoodle
Borrowing that and improving it, sending it out shortly via messenger...
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:22:01 AM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:25:54 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:32:31 AM PDT
by
magyars4
(To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men!)
To: sodpoodle
I wonder if it was a WHITE Freightliner…
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posted on
09/11/2021 6:33:52 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.She was, indeed, a hottie… Rest in peace, Joanne.)
To: sodpoodle
And the accident was a bad thing?
To: sodpoodle
I just love a story with a happy ending!
To: BiglyCommentary
Got me all choked-up. I luv stories with <3>
HAPPY ENDING's.
My God continue to look over the trucker's. I would prefer the letter "F," but hey this is a family web-base information center / portal.
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posted on
09/11/2021 12:15:29 PM PDT
by
Stanwood_Dave
("Testilying." Cop's lie, only while testifying, as taught in their respected Police Academy(s). )
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