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I'm glad she's OK, but I will admit that it took a few moments to actually take the headline seriously... Seemed like some sort satire headline at first. (Yes, I know I'm going to Hell). :P
1 posted on 09/30/2021 4:34:52 AM PDT by Kriggerel
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Sure it wasn’t a couple of wild boars from the View?


2 posted on 09/30/2021 4:38:02 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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Did she shake it off?


3 posted on 09/30/2021 4:39:35 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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“… before seizing her bag and retreating with it into the woods.“

She was robbed by a pear of wild boars.

4 posted on 09/30/2021 4:42:58 AM PDT by The Pack Knight
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By the way. Who the hell is Shakira?


5 posted on 09/30/2021 4:43:35 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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In Europe, the humans have given up the top spot to the pigs.

No weapons allowed.

6 posted on 09/30/2021 4:46:41 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries. )
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I read the other day that boars were invading Rome. Didn’t know they were in Barcelona.


9 posted on 09/30/2021 4:51:26 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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wonder if the boars speak pig latin...


11 posted on 09/30/2021 4:54:55 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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... a random attack by a pair of wild boars while walking in a park in Barcelona with her eight-year-old son.

The Colombian singer said the animals attacked her, before seizing her bag and retreating with it into the woods.

Somehow I’m reminded of the cliche about “can’t make a silk purses out of a sow’s ear”.


16 posted on 09/30/2021 5:12:21 AM PDT by Flick Lives (We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
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Uh...what kind of food was in the bag?
18 posted on 09/30/2021 5:13:31 AM PDT by 4yearlurker
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Those were a problem in Germany - they were scary pigs! The Germans in my village always had their dogs and big walking sticks when they hiked in the woods. Guns would have been better, of course...


25 posted on 09/30/2021 5:33:17 AM PDT by FalloutShelterGirl (Cool! I found my original screen name!)
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Just going to leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0d553Ms228


26 posted on 09/30/2021 5:34:28 AM PDT by DonGrafico (Underwriting America's permanent underclass since 1975)
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The Clintons?.....................


28 posted on 09/30/2021 5:41:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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Simon Cowell and Miley Cyrus? (Sorry, Simon... you rock, but your deliberately brandished reputation fit this joke.)


30 posted on 09/30/2021 5:43:30 AM PDT by dangus
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I wondered if it was the new European code word for Jihaddi.


35 posted on 09/30/2021 5:49:06 AM PDT by PAR35
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It’s a jungle out there.


38 posted on 09/30/2021 5:50:50 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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They were probably upset at how bad her husband’s FC Barcelona looked yesterday.


39 posted on 09/30/2021 5:54:00 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I believe her... her hips don’t lie...


42 posted on 09/30/2021 6:13:27 AM PDT by PigRigger
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Maybe her music was “Boaring”.


44 posted on 09/30/2021 7:18:22 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (OUT OF FB JAIL! and back on the attack. 4 hours! Now back in FB jail-again!)
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It’s a typo. It was supposed to read “two old bores.”


45 posted on 09/30/2021 7:29:29 AM PDT by Clioman
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Was she trying to pet them? I’ve seen idiots walk up to bull Buffalo trying to get a picture.


50 posted on 09/30/2021 8:18:53 AM PDT by dljordan (Slouching towards Woketopia)
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