Does he have a brother whose name means little or nothing?
To: nickcarraway
Just name him Barack Hussein, after a famous child from Indonesia.
2 posted on
10/08/2021 8:22:13 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
10/08/2021 8:45:01 PM PDT by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith)
To: nickcarraway
He’s no Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
4 posted on
10/08/2021 8:47:22 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
Nikki Nikki Tembo Oso Lembo Ooma Moochi Gama Gama Goochy.
A Danny Kaye skit.
5 posted on
10/08/2021 8:55:25 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong)
To: nickcarraway
So, the parents did something silly, and want the state to comply.
7 posted on
10/08/2021 9:57:43 PM PDT by
lepton
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
To: nickcarraway
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish.
8 posted on
10/08/2021 11:02:01 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Comitia asinorum et rhinocerum delenda sunt.)
To: nickcarraway
Boy, I’d hate to be that kid... I can’t imagine the expectations they’re going to hold him to.
It’ll suck if he doesn’t meet them.
9 posted on
10/08/2021 11:12:29 PM PDT by
Tacrolimus1mg
(Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
To: Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...
10 posted on
10/08/2021 11:21:56 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: nickcarraway
“Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang! That’s the name I’ll give you!”
11 posted on
10/08/2021 11:43:35 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
To: nickcarraway
When I met my wife her OIC was a Warrant Officer of Hispanic/Korean mix. His father had shipped his pregnant mother home during the Korean War. She spoke no English. He had given her a list of his brothers, uncles, and cousins for her to seek help. His family shunned her and when she delivered the baby she was asked for a name and she gave the hospital her list. He had 10-12 “middle” names.
12 posted on
10/09/2021 5:01:32 AM PDT by
Feckless
(The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
To: nickcarraway
That’s even longer than Ricki Ticki Tengo No Sa Rengo Cherry Berry Roochi Pip Perry Pengo.
13 posted on
10/09/2021 6:22:39 AM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: nickcarraway
How about
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
14 posted on
10/09/2021 8:51:51 AM PDT by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
To: nickcarraway
15 posted on
10/09/2021 12:12:11 PM PDT by
Eleutheria5
(Hard times: hard men. Hard men: soft times. Soft times: soft men. Soft men: hard times)
To: nickcarraway
However, he also emphasised that the authorities were not asking for the boy's name to be changed, but merely to be "adjusted to a maximum of 55 characters" so that it would fit into his official documents.
...55 characters makes it through about the first eight names. Pretty sure asking him to shorten it IS the same as saying he needs to change it. There's no way they can shorten it to 55 characters just by taking out the vowels or something...
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