My Email To AOC

Self | 1/3/22 | Self

[Gay State Conservative]

Yah...or “Hey,Sweet Cheeks...fix me a Tom Collins,hold the fruit!

[crz]

Bwaahahahaha?

Whats the cob look like after?

[sodpoodle]

That was ‘impulsive’. You should have had e-mail problems, like I just experienced. My laptop crashed and I was unable to sign on to my e-mail. Took an hour on the phone with the tech. He was great - but I still have problems.

No home page, no favorites bar!!! Have to search for everything. Looks like I have to head to the Geek Squad when it stops snowing.

God bless

[bigbob]

Congrats, now SOE staffer will have to read it and put your name on their blocked senders list.

[Gay State Conservative]

Not a *complete* waste of time...the task reminded my of how wise the Founding Fathers were to guarantee the right to engage in political speech.

[TankerKC]

I believe...

OK?

[The Duke]

If ho’s were movies, AOC would be in the discount movie bin at Walmart.

[usconservative]

I doubt she knows how to make either.

[Pollard]

you go girl

[Scram1]

Some Congress members limit responses to persons
from their districts—some don’t if within the state.
They will for sure put you on a newsletter email list.

[Afterguard]

Or, how about “take off your shirt and make me a sandwich”

[Sans-Culotte]

We will be hearing soon that you were involved in a bizarre kidnapping plot that began with threatening emails received by Ms Cortez. You will be the only member of the plot who is not an FBI agent.

[dynachrome]

“they won’t find me at the address I gave”

I use the address of the local dem-o-rat headquarters and their zip code. Use the name of morning joe’s dead intern or similar, like Mary Jo Kopechne.

[Fido969]

Oh, yeah, she’ll read that.

[rlmorel]

"...If you put a chain link fence around your property, she’ll show up in a white outfit and make stupid facial expressions..."

If you just put some corn on the cob on the other side of the fence, she will eat, and you won't have to deal with the stupid facial expressions.

Of course, you will have to put up with visitors asking what that Ass is doing eating corn on the cob through your fence, but that can be explained away.

[Fai Mao]

I started to send her an email and say my Besenji has a case of repressed hots for her. But, I like my dog too much.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Some things that I believe are absolute incontrovertible truths . . . others are either something I heart, read or flat out made it up.

[moovova]

“Knock, knock, knock”

That’s the sound you’re about to hear at your front door.

[Roccus]

I used to live in what is now her district.
Looked up my old address and this is the 9 digit zip I got

11377-3788

[Seruzawa]

Why do so many homely women have such high opinions of themselves? Who would date a horse?