Headline is not plausible. Skeletons are already dead and can’t be killed.
What about Ann Coulter?
Well, the skeleton was mindin’ itself all alone like on the beach while focusing on bleaching in the sun when this positively ancient tsunami shows up to mug ‘im like.
He resists and hey bwammo, he gets obliterated so badly even a we doggo skeleton gets elbow dropped.
Witnesses of course did nothing, they wandered off.
But there’s still an ancient tsunami out there mugging skeletons on beaches!
/ Kidding. Worse if you imagine the above in an Aussie accent.
/rimshot