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God bless Penelope and Alfred with their new loved ones...
1 posted on 04/01/2022 8:59:24 AM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

I have to admit this is funny...even for an April Fools Day.


2 posted on 04/01/2022 9:01:10 AM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: Beave Meister

Born on April Fools Day...Figures, don’t it???????


3 posted on 04/01/2022 9:01:22 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: Beave Meister

Had me going, but the last few lines, especially the very last line, clinched it.


4 posted on 04/01/2022 9:03:09 AM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Beave Meister

Funny April Fools story!


5 posted on 04/01/2022 9:03:21 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Beave Meister

It’s April Fool’s Day plus our 39th wedding anniversary.


7 posted on 04/01/2022 9:07:52 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Use it up, wear it out. Make it do or do without.)
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To: Beave Meister

““I still have to scrape the lead paint and put on a fresh coat for the nursery” he said. “But my lumbago is killing me! At least the kid’s birthdays are April 1st – that will be easy to remember as I get up there in age.”

Better get that lead paint removed- don’t want your kids growing up to be democrats


8 posted on 04/01/2022 9:09:40 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Beave Meister

And Bill Clinton is the father


9 posted on 04/01/2022 9:39:49 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Beave Meister
Read the entire article, it's hilarious!

For a moment, I forgot what day it is.

13 posted on 04/01/2022 9:56:57 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Beave Meister

What are those folks going to do with three Aries kids, all the same age, as they go into their golden years???!!!


14 posted on 04/01/2022 9:57:43 AM PDT by Scarlett156 (I dont go on Discord as the last time I did, the guys spying on me/Mr K were talking about it. (BTW))
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To: Beave Meister

4-1. Gonna be a tough day for CNN.


15 posted on 04/01/2022 10:20:07 AM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Beave Meister

I don’t believe this story.


18 posted on 04/01/2022 11:22:14 AM PDT by Mariner (War Criminal #18)
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