Posted on 06/09/2022 6:52:46 PM PDT by American Number 181269513
ping to you.
Thanks for the ad-less link, BB! ;-)
There ARE poems about cheese:
The Moon is Made of Green Cheese
(A Love Poem, by Alexander Nderitu)
“The moon is made of green cheese,
The star of ‘Titanic’ was John Cleese,
Canada is slightly smaller than Greece,
Corn is closely related to black-eyed peas,
Honey comes from birds, not bees,
Elephants sometimes climb trees,
Lawrence of Arabia roamed the high seas,
Top lawyers don’t charge high fees,
World War Two didn’t disturb the peace
And Susan loves me.”
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( didn’t say it was a good poem...but maybe a comment on the absurdity of life :-)
Happened to me once. A feral kitten popped out at an abandoned piece of property I was checking out.
It was meowing really loudly, and I thought it was hungry, so I tried to feed it some ham lunch meat.
It was more interested in being pals with me, and less in the ham. Even after several tries.
So, I couldn't just leave it, like I was going to do.
If it had been stand-offish, there it would have stayed, with lunch and dinner for a day.
It’s the old bait the sucker with one lost kitty trick.
I’m glad he’s finding homes for them.
Feral kitty was probably well-fed on little rodents already.
He/She just knew a likely sucker when it wandered by, and the prospect of endless free room and board.
So cute!!!
Thanks for posting
I hear it was a clowder of cats?
ping
That’s why their so josh darn cute at that age. I believe d they grommed upto our innate loved of big eyed babies and programed us to find them resistable.
Reminds me of “Little Green Apples”
Then all I’ve gotta say (gotta say)
Is God didn’t make little green apples
And it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
There’s no such thing as Dr. Seuss
No Disneyland, Mother Goose, there’s no nursery rhyme
. . .
Then all I’ve gotta say (gotta say)
Is God didn’t make little green apples
And it don’t snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes
There’s no such thing as make-believe
No puppy dogs and no autumn leaves and no BB guns (no, no)
I’ve always liked that song :-)
(And it makes a lot more sense than the ‘Blue cheese’ poem!)
They just live in hope of becoming big enough to eat us.
Just kidding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKh9iPWu1Y
Thanks for posting the poem. I know an English major I will share it with.
Kitties in water?
One of my favorite commercials...LOL!~
I may be losing my mind. I actually clicked on a cat video. Luckily I came to my senses before it loaded.
Awww...
That was cute. And funny.
My first thought is that they must have been HUNGRY living on their own like that. Poor kittays!
Alls well that ends well.
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