Posted on 07/01/2022 10:46:38 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The walls are finally closing in on Trump, as the January 6th Committee has called star witness Amber Heard to testify against the former president.
"Miss Heard is a credible witness of the most upstanding moral character," said committee member Jamie Raskin. "We expect her to bring explosive, shocking, bombshell, compelling, believable, harrowing, never-before-heard testimony of Trump's planning and execution of the deadly January 6th attack on our sacred democracy."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
She overheard a cell phone call between Elon Musk and DJT
The walls are closing in!!!
Amber found the russian hooker and they did the old 1 - 2 on Trump’s bed!
And he didn’t tip!!!
Her best friend’s boyfriend’s sister’s other brother is going with this girl who knows a guy who saw President Trump get two scoops of ice cream 🍨🍨 at 31 Flavors last night.
Just police up the sheets.....that’s all I gotta say.
“Pee on the bed? Is that all you got? I’ll show you what to do on a bed! RussiaRussiaRussiaStormyStormyStormy!”
LOL- Another home run!
I remain unconvinced until Juicy testifies.
Both Amber and the russian hooker had nooses and shouted this is magas bed? Jussie was trying to eat his subway sandwich.
DAMN THE BEE!!! LOL...
100% chance she’ll claim she saw some shit.
A few days ago I said the Bee will write about J6 and Amber Heard .. Sure enough they did... 🤓
The two Nigerian body builders applauded and cashed a big check.
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