[Prince of Space]

Why wouldn’t there be other dimensions? We already know about 1D, 2D, and 3D. I’m sure there’s more. No need for this expensive experiment.

[JerseyDvl]

I’m starting to think this whole going out with Armageddon thing is a really great idea. It completely eliminates the things that I fear most about death...

Leaving loved ones behind and missing out on the fun.

[SuperLuminal]

The ONLY doomsday threat coming out of the LHC operation is to fiscal budgets and new science...

[Right_Wing_Madman]

"And if we can create gravitons at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, we might be able to see evidence of them leaving our dimensions for other ones."

Don't believe the hype. The Large Hadron Collider, operational for 13 years now, has been a major bust. The only particle it has discovered is the Higgs Boson, and we were already 99 percent sure it existed anyway. The LHC has not found any evidence of supersymmetry, extra dimensions, mini black holes, strings, gravitons, dark matter, or anything else.

Particle physicists, who never tire of spending other people's money, will want to build a larger, more powerful, and more expensive collider - at public expense, of course.

[rbg81]

I am reminded of the “Magnetic Monster” movie from the fifties.

[DannyTN]

If they keep tweeking it, they might get us back to our original universe, instead of these parallel mirror universes that we've been in. Think about it:

• SCOTUS has overturned ROE v Wade.
• SCOTUS has upheld gun rights.
• Democrats have been called out for promoting lies.
• Russia is the bad guy again.
• Congress is trying to stop the funding of biolabs in enemy countries.
• Woke companies are going broke.

  But we're not home yet.

• Transgender is still the White House priority.
• The American President is still in opposite land.
• Energy policy is stuck on stupid.
• Jan6 political prisoners are still in solitary isolation a year and a half later.
• The Biden's are still not in prison despite taking bribes.
• Disney ain't right.

  Keep going CERN, fix this mess you started by shifting us into an evil mirror universe.

[Menehune56]

I guess this is in Geneva Switzerland which the article neglects to mention.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

conspiracy theories

Is this now the new buzz word that journos just throw in when they can't articulate something?

[blueunicorn6]

So they shoot something in one direction and they shoot something in the other direction and they go around this big circle and crash into each other.

Sounds like Demolition Derby.

[thesligoduffyflynns]

you betcha’ thats the day im cleaning house

[Nifster]

Oh noes

We’re all gonna die

🤗🤗🤗

[SpokeshaveReturns]

[Ken H]

And here I bought a bunch of 5-year treasuries last week. Stupid me!

[algore]

I don’t understand the conCERN

Not like ancient Hindu gods of destruction may be unleashed yet

[Neverlift]

I guess these guys haven’t watched Rick & Morty.

[willk]

“You don’t go out with other girls either. You only love your collider”

“Collider” by Les Horribles Cernettes (a photo of this group was the first image sent over the internet).

https://youtu.be/1e1eLe1ihT0

[Track9]

Right now I’m experiencing heavy gravity.

[VTenigma]

If you want the “singularity” this is how you get the “singularity”.

[Hot Tabasco]

The series Stranger Things comes to mind......

[kosciusko51]

Where’s Gordon Freeman when you need him?